Before we start this story, please enjoy footage of Britney driving through several stop signs the other night. She's a worse driver than I am, and my car is dinged up and I've flipped two Dodge Caravans in my lifetime. I wouldn't get in a car with this chick. Ever. Not even if I was wearing an exo-skeleton or a suit made of airbags. Or Green Lantern formed a force bubble around me with his power ring. Yeah, I'm a nerd but bitch can't drive. But I digress. Child Welfare Services is making inquiries into Britney and K-Fed's ongoing custody battle. Their case is set to go to court today, and reps from the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services will ask Commissioner Gordon to open files for more information as to how the two are rearing their poor children. Reports say that DCFS has open investigations into the both of them. Britney has already been ordered not to drive the kids anywhere because, well see above. Lawyers are also said to be discussing vacation schedules, and who gets the kids on Christmas, today. Vacation schedules? What in holy hell do either of these cretins need a vacation from? What do they DO exactly? She didn't do any promotion for her tanked album. She mostly just sits around and drinks iced coffee and looks like a retarded stripper. And he...I think he says a couple of lines on "One Tree Hill" now and then? Is that strenuous? Those kids are praying Santa will take them.
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Look what happens when you hand a small-time whore and a random ghetto-wannabe a few million and media time.