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Kid Rock has claimed that this is his "last record" with long hair, and that he's planning on cutting it. God no! Why? That greasy salad is your virility! Without it, you're just another gas station attendant looking dude in suburban Michigan! Don't do it, Bob! Rock says that he plans to "slick it back [and], whoosh, ride off into the sunset." It would be like a glorious Western movie, except with people in trailers and a lot of scratch tickets and Budweiser cans and bumming smokes off of people. Oh, and fighting at awards shows while Alicia Keys is playing. Kid Rock also discussed his plans to visit the troops in Iraq at Christmas (that's cool), and his reaction to his ex-wife Pamela Anderson getting remarried. The busted Pam married sleaze purveyor and Paris Hilton sextape partner Rick Saloman in a trashy quickie wedding in Vegas last month. Kid says that "At this point in my life, nothing is really surprising." True. Pam could move into a garbage truck and start selling brown lettuce and dirty diapers out of the back and everyone would just be like "old face, but big boobs though..."

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9 Comments

He's ugly!!!! I don't understand how Pamela could ever been with this guy. I remember how he and Tommy got into a fight for Pamela @ the VMA's. Talking about fighting, take a look @ Chris Brown saying in a interview that he was abused when he was a child http://www.7gfb.com/?p=774

November 27, 2007 9:37 AM

Now if only he'd find a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap.

The ONLY good thing about him is that he is a Republican.

November 27, 2007 10:49 AM

I think even less of him knowing he's a Republican.

November 27, 2007 11:29 AM

I admire him for all his trips he's made overseas to entertain the troops. That takes courage. Other than that, he's really not my fave.

Yes, cut it, and then take a shower, as Applespice has already implied. It looks like his right eye is a hot dog because his lids are so swollen.

November 27, 2007 3:47 PM

i forgot...republicans suck.

He looks like he has musty nuts and shit-breath.

Aww your're just racist.
If he was black, you'd be kissin his butt.

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