Here's Britney Spears arriving in her customary cloud of flawless glamour at the Four Seasons. Her home away from home. Her actual home is a short distance away but she loves hotels. Reports are saying that Britney was so aghast at her appearance at the 07 VMAs that she's barging into any plastic surgeon's office she can find to get any and all possible procedures done.
Britney allegedly wants new breasts, a new nose, lipo everywhere and the magic rat poison in her face. She basically wants to be reincarnated as a new person. Plastic surgeons, however, feels that she's a risk and keep shining her on. One doctor allegedly turned her down because he didn't trust what she put down on her medical history. Oh, are YOU going to admit smoking crack out of a Red Bull can? I don't think so. Another surgeon gave Britney collage injections in her lips so he could shine her on from getting any other surgeries. Reports say that she allegedly already spent fifteen grand on lipo for her stomach and thighs?
Umm, ok. Was the gun clogged or something. Why doesn't she just get the trainer she had before she went toe-up? She used to be in phenomenal shape! Go back to that guy! Damn. When did you get so lazy, Daisy Mae?
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lauren says:
J. ease up on my girl, you know drugs make you lazy, she stays up all night and who wants to wake up to run and stuff.... shoot if i had her dough.... lipo it would be
lauren says:
J. ease up on my girl, you know drugs make you lazy, she stays up all night and who wants to wake up to run and stuff.... shoot if i had her dough.... lipo it would be
spaz says:
the reason she loves hotels so much is because her own place is a pig sty and, at hotels, she doesn't have to clean up after herself.
devil says:
Britney needs to realize that surgeons have scalpels...not magic wands. No surgery can help her. Britney's beyond help at this point.
The best she can do now is detox, slim down and train hard. Even then, she'll never be a beauty. But then, she's had a singing career without talent so it probably doesn't matter in this business.
rootabega says:
i think it would be difficult to erase the meth face once you've got it. once a carnie always a carnie.
stolidog says:
Ho.
Maybe we can all chip in and get her Kayne West's mom's plastic surgeon?
ok, i'm going to hell.
rrotabega says:
ooh stoli, i laughed, im going to hell too.
Suz says:
I was going to comment but it is *too* easy. She is so, well, such an amazing screw up...and she looks like such a dimwit in these photos. All that is missing is the drool coming from the corner of her mouth...
Jennifer says:
Oh my goodness I hope she doesn't wind up looking like Michael Jackson! What a waste! She used to be so good looking, then ruined it all with her hard living. I agree with devil, she doesn't need a surgeon she needs to get off the drugs and start exercising, eating right, and sleeping. Plastic surgery is much easier though I suppose...
beautyandthebeast says:
Pleeeassseee, the only reason no doctors avoid her is because they will have to disinfect the scalpels and fumigate the entire premise. Can you imagine reusing the scalpels afterwards? slimy frapps and cheeto dust all over them.
Sarah says:
I guess she stopped using Proactive.
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