Reese Witherspoon is One Rich B*tch

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It's no wonder Ryan Phillippe took the break-up so hard. I just read that currently, Reese Witherspoon, sits at the very top of the list of the top ten paid actresses in Hollywood, often snagging between $15 and 20$ million a film. But even sweeter than that, is getting to snuggle up with her new squeeze, Jake Gyllenhaal. If I were her, even if I could totally tell that he wasn't completely into it, I'd still murmur to myself, "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies," and he'd probably hear me and say, "What was that?" And then I'd say, "Shhh, don't worry about it. Please take off your shirt and I'll go ahead and put on the Lance Armstrong mask."

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Photos: Flynet Onilne

7 more photos of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal during a romantic Napa Valley getaway from earlier this month are after the jump.

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Photos: Flynet Onilne




7 Comments

There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can't take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

What Gerard? I think you've posted that exact comment at least 12 times under different headings. What's the problem?

Reese is a great actor and she deserves every penny. Good for her. She's far above Holie Jolie and Cameron Diaz.

November 30, 2007 1:20 PM

didn't jake just have a baby with his boyfriend? or was that just......gossip?

T Bone: what the F is this G retard talking about. All I read was bitter, bitter, bitter....

is it worth even wanting to know what is up his crack???

Why is everyone convinced that Jake has latent tendencies? Just because he did a "gay" movie (that's called "acting") and because he has a guy friend (that's called "normal")?
Wishing it...doesn't make it so.

November 30, 2007 3:40 PM

nobody thinks that because he played gay in a movie that he's gay, he just is gay. After all, Randy Quaid and Heath Ledger were in the movie and nobody assumes they're gay.

Some people just don't get it, or refuse to believe it.

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