UPDATE: Just so y'all know, Tila claims it's bogus, stating on her site that, "My whole life I have been judged so that's nothing new to me so I don't feel the need to justify my sexuality to anyone!" Come on guys, she's more than just a sexual being. She's a drink.
So there's a rumor going around that MySpace superstar reality tv goddess Tila Tequila might actually have had a boyfriend all along. This is bad news because her show "Tila Tequila: A Shot At Love" is primarily concerned with finding her a mate - whether it be male or female. Tila is a professed bisexual. I hope this isn't true because I know several strippers that are going to be heartbroken. Tila has a website, so check that out to see if she addresses this. But she's probably too busy presiding over dyke cat fights on her show. Those chicks get right down to the carpet! Er, in other news...my favorite story of the week concerns a 19 year old Kitsap, Washington man who was irritated with Tila Tequila not responding to his e-mail. So he took it out on a cop's face. He also claimed that he was aggravated because the officer "took his nunchaku". The cop wasn't exactly sympathetic to the gentleman's frowny day after being punched so he handed out "several "palm" and "knee strikes" to the guy's "facial area" before Tasering the dumbass. If only Tila had responded, we could have avoided ninja violence in the streets! What kind of backwoods stuck in the 80s hick is still fooling around with ninja weapons? Not one with a girlfriend. Ten bucks he also has throwing stars made out of the lids of soup cans. Tila, what have you inspired?
Emily B A says:
Dude, this happened two miles from my house (the ninja thing). How did I not hear about this sooner?
Emily B A says:
Dude, this happened two miles from my house (the ninja thing). How did I not hear about this sooner?
Lauren says:
Its great that i can get my local news from this site! Just to let you know, Kitsap is not a town, its a county, and this incident happened in Bremerton, WA but the guy is from Chehalis.
Bremerton is my hometown, but I'm not having alot of pride for it right now. Maybe if the guy had punched a cop because Britney Spears doesn't wash her hair, now then i would be much more proud.
Sarah says:
According to this pic, Tila needs some Proactiv, stat!! Other than that, she's pretty hot in a skanky/stripper/porn star kind of way. Especially on her show, when she gave Grandma a lap dance. To Canadian Tila fans: you can see U.S. aired episodes on YouTube, which have aired more episodes than Canada has yet.
ginger says:
I would totally become a lesbian for her, she is SO freakin hot!
BOB says:
J. Harvey is a straight-up genius
BOB says:
J. Harvey is a straight-up genius
ejcvniw says:
this creature is possible the ugliest thing i've ever seen on tv. i mean, it really looks like someone smahed her in the face HARD with a frying pan, then to make up for it, bought her HORRIBLE looking fake tits. she looks like she should be stitching nike shoes together for 11 cents a day over in thailand or the phillipines rather than staring in some sort of cable kiddy porn, dulling the intellect of people like ginger up there.
Jennifer says:
ejcvniw: I totally agree with you! Don't understand why anybody thinks this girl is attractive. But then I'm not a lesbian, so maybe I just don't understand...
devil says:
Ew. Tila is SO ugly it's almost unbelievable.
Seriously, she doesn't even look human.
Kelly says:
She's gross. Her skin looks horrible.
kellygrrrl says:
she looks like half the girls working at the nail salon.
Bitch makes a mean acrylic - but I don't wanna do her
funee! says:
J.Harvey, this is the funniest post!Hahaha
Ced says:
I agree she is not that attractive. Actually, she reminds me of one of those Bratz dolls with a huge head and tiny body. And that fake ass smile has got to go. Just look at her show when she finishes a sentence. She just abuptly shows her teeth as if she is really smiling. so fake. But I love the skimpy clothes she wears. She gets an A for that alone. Just my 2 cents
sue says:
she is very fake and talked about herself the whole show.everything she had to say was about her feelings and how people fealt about her.when bobbie gave her additude towards the end she couldn't stand it.she thinks she has the power over everybody because she dresses and acts like a whore.it was so disrespectful when she gave dani's grandmother a lap dance and if she really liked her she wouldnt of been trying so hard to make ryans family uncomfortable.she is trash
patricia says:
tila is not very easy to look at in the face, although she does have a slamming body. hell i knew her second show would have her choosing a woman; the one she wanted in the beginning id ont believe hse is bisexual; she is stone lesbian. she is phony and will nver amount to anthing because she doesnt even have enough repsect ffor hersel, she should be ashamed of herself the way she treated the parents of her would be winners!!!!!!