There's New York with her new piece, Tailor Made. Damn, she's classy. Nothing like a drunk chick wearing her breasteses up to her chin, clutching a beer bottle and flipping people off while her boyfriend goes for the reacharound. And reacharound in this case is accurate because there isn't a more trannielicious woman working in the biz' today. I love her. To bits. Everyone's down in Miami for New Year's Eve. Some Wayans people. The chick from "24" who should have gotten eaten by the mountain lion. Hell, with this caliber of celebrity I think I could get in. With my grandmother. And she's dead.

Photos: Flynet Onilne/ Pacific Coast News Online

22 more photos from Miami of Tiffany "New York" Pollard and Tailor Made, Eve, Sean Stewart, Marion Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Boris Becker, Elisha Cuthbert after the jump.

Gisele Bundchen says she has the same insecurities we do. And days when she looks into the mirror and is all "ugh, do I have to go and take pictures today"? Of course I'm sure it helps that she's a friggin' millionaire supermodel who could afford a completely new face if she wanted one and the rest of us have cold sores, crooked noses and lazy eyes. So she kinda has a head start on the rest of us. Gisele also says that she's a regular down to earth type of girl and "it's like playing a character. It's part of my life, but it's not my whole life. I'm a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl. I could never talk about fashion with my friends." Here she is in NYC with her boyfriend, New England Patriots star Tom Brady. And when I say star, I mean star. They've had a perfect season so far, or so they tell me. So go Pats! Trust me, in this berg Gisele Bundchen is just some foreign chick who sells panties on TV and Tom Brady could kick your grandmother down the stairs in her wheelchair and you'd still ask him for an autograph.

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16 more photos of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady in New York City after the jump.

Let's Talk About Priscilla Ceballos [Dlisted]

Celebrity Plastic Surgery is Hot [cityrag]

More Nicolette Sheridan Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]

Ozzy Osbourne Can't Remember [Hollywood Rag]

Dannielynn Birkhead is Not a Happy Baby [Just Jared]

Miranda Kerr In A Bikini For The New Year [Hollywoodtuna]

Christina Aguilera is Having Something [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

LC, Stephen on Again [MollyGood]

Avril Lavigne Arriving At Peppone Restaurant In Brentwood [I'm Not Obsessed]

The Best Night Ever For the Year 2007! [Best Week Ever]

How I Spent My 2007 [Pink Is The New Blog]

lily allen - pregnant & glowing [popbytes]

Eric Dane Shows a Glimpse of His Anatomy [Towleroad]

How many Britney Spears disses do you think Kevin Federline threw out at LAX this past Saturday night? Despite Kfed, Brody Jenner and Paris Hilton hogging the spotlight at LAX and at the Luxor Hotel's Cathouse opening in Vegas this past Saturday night, there were plenty of other celebrities who were there as well. Adrien Brody, Elsa Pataky, Kelly Osbourne, Jack Osbourne, Carrot Top, Jamie King, Kyle Newman, Jenna Jameson, Tito Ortiz, Tommy Lee, Gunner Nelson and Carrot Top gave some wattage to the crowd. Mischa Barton would have been in these photos had she not decided that hosting a New Year's Eve party after getting a DUI probably wasn't a good idea.

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33 more photos of the celebs at Cathouse and LAX in Vegas after the jump.

When I'm not making up news, sometimes I'm making news. OK, very rarely, but since one of these rare occasions occurred over the holidays, I felt it was worth mentioning. Recently, I was interviewed by my good friend, Allison Bennett, who writes for the Savannah Morning News about the silly way that I make a living. Check it out.

"Hills" denizen Heidi Montag is still hanging out with her ex-fiance Spencer Twat..I mean Pratt. Heidi and Spencer are the proud recipients of one of our patented A Socialite's Life Bitchslap Awards this year. M.s Montag appears to have gotten her lips done. Nothing on her is real anymore. Anything natural has been replaced by plastic or some other sort of man-made material. They should sell her at IKEA. Here she is hanging with Spencer and Spencer's sister Stephanie at the Katsuya restaurant in Brentwood. Damn, she looks like a widemouthed bass. Is that what she was going for?

Photos: Pacific Coast News Online

13 More images of Heidi Montag meeting Spencer Pratt for sushi at the Katsuya restaurant in Brentwood are after the jump.

If 2008 is half as successful for hip-hop mogul, Jay-Z as 2007 was, then he'll have reason to be smiling all year long. The latest venture Jay can add to his resume is his club 40/40, which just opened in Vegas. His girlfriend, Beyonce, was looking all Diana Ross from the late 70s with her sister, Solange by her side, looking like twins on the red carpet. I like B with the darker hair and it looks like having that baby put some curves on Solange's frame. Cute. And, the club is opening just in time for New Year's Eve festivities, which may or may not involve infamous starlets passing out on the dance-floor. I just hope Carrot Top, who looks like a very disturbed lumberjack, wearing eye-liner in one of the thumbnails after the jump, has nothing menacing planned. That man frightens me beyond all reason.

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32 more photos from the opening of Jay-Z's 40/40 club in Las Vegas featuring Beyonce, Solange Knowles, Jay-Z, LeBron James, Alex Rodriguez, Mary J. Blige, Alan Thicke, Robin Thicke, Ne-Yo, Claudia Jordan, Michael Urie, Cindy Margolis, Young Jeezy, Monte Franks, CariDee English, Carrot Top, Charles Barkley, Jim Jackson and Hassan Johnson are after the jump.

Which actor on a hit show, who has been in a fake relationship for the publicity, enjoyed an undercover date with his boyfriend recently at Paris Commune in the West Village? (Gatecrasher)

Which supposedly rehabbed star has been stealing minibar bottles from her friends' hotel rooms to stash in her purse for a quick fix? (Gatecrasher)

Lindsay Lohan's new addiction appears to be Italian men. See these three guys? They each got to enjoy some lip-locking with the young starlet, within 24 hours of one another. On a trip to Capri, Lindsay met up with Bachelor#1, waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio, pictured far left. The two hit up a film festival and got cozy before Lindsay dropped him to meet up with Bachelor#2, older actor Eduardo Costa. The recently-rehabbed actress wore a silver mini-dress to the film festival again, but this time on the arm of Costa and the two got into some make-out action before their tryst had come to an end. And then there was Bachelor#3, Dario Faiella, who enjoyed a hook-up with Lindsay early Sunday morning. Dang woman! Now, I can understand this kind of kissing action, if you're under the influence of various substances, but supposedly she's clean and giving out the kisses like they were going out of style. This woman was busier than Jack Bauer on a season of "24."

16 more photos of Lindsay Lohan being naughty with Alessandro Di Nunzio at the Capri Film Festival after the jump.

I like this picture of Reese Witherspoon and what I'm assuming is her undercover-love, Jake Gyllenhaal, because it looks like she's ordering him around with the point her of finger and I have a feeling that's how she feels most comfortable in any relationship. Oh, I know that's not fair, considering that she probably is simply telling him, "Lookie, Crate & Barrel is right over there, just like you said!" But still, it's fun to put words into people's mouths. I'm guessing these two are at least still fraternizing, since we caught them here, out and about enjoying coffee and shopping in Santa Monica, CA. And from that, I'm also surmising that Jake is getting some, otherwise, why on Earth would he agree to accompany her shopping. If he's straight, that is.

Photos: Flynet Onilne

32 more photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon in Santa Monica after the jump.