Looking at this picture of Britney Spears talking to some mystery baseball-capped dude, all I can think is, "Girl, please don't marry him." He may very well be a nice dude, but I think that the last thing this woman would need is another ex-husband. At the Scandinavian Mansion of Style party, Britney took the opportunity to wish herself a happy birthday. Sharon "I-Had-a-Brain-Aneurysm-and-I'm-in-Mensa" Stone was also there, probably disappointed that Britney managed to steal her thunder with her teeny, tiny little black dress that almost revealed her money/troublemaker. All I know is that little champagne flute better be filled with apple cider, although I suspect that Britney may have drugged it herself with plans to date-rape herself later, cause that's how she rolls.
Photos: Splash
More photos of Britney Spears celebrating her birthday are after the jump.
Photos: Splash
Jenn says:
Is that Paris Hilton? What happened to them hating each other?
jenn says:
baseball cap guy is Sam Lufti and that is Paris.
jenn says:
baseball cap guy is Sam Lufti and that is Paris.
Applespice says:
Ugh. Supposedly that jacket is Collie Fur. How horrible is that?
She looks like a hooker to me...
Jen says:
Fix the damn weave, Woman!!!!!
cbenji says:
jesus christ! why can't this woman find somebody to fix her god damn weave?! i mean really! what about the guy who does jessica simpson's weave, he's good! or tyra or beyonce? a little visible lace-front glue is a small price to pay for a decent looking hairline. there's no reason for this glue plug madness. stop it britney! God damn you! STOP IT! i can not take this anymore!
rdiggity says:
HOT MESS!!!