Definitely NSFW!
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled celebrity gossip to bring you something a little bit different. This Texan loves his Jimmy Dean sausage but as he informs what I'm guessing what is corporate headquarters that, "he can't feed a family of five on a small 12 oz. roll of sausage," he very colorfully explains the extent to which it pisses him off. The best is at the end when he mistakenly believes he's already hung up and really lets the listener know how he feels about being short-changed on his meat.
Is this a missing tape from the Lyndon B. Johnson vault? You decide.
Jumbo says:
Sounds like Doyle from the movie Slingblade
ChaosBleeds says:
lol @ the sage and maple comment. I guess that is too sophisticated for his tastes!
misc says:
*lol* I loved the sage and maple comment - "I not from the north... Jimmy Dean is for Texans to eat..." *lol* Maybe his whole family should lay off the sausage, then they wouldn't be so fat.
redegg says:
"and a coupla dozen eggs" ??? That should be PLENTY with 12OZ. raw meat. LMAO.
Max says:
Wow. I thought I was the one who REALLY liked Jimmy Dean sausage.
joan Durtz says:
Sounds like they are a family of Texas lard asses to me. How about you try the Jimmy Dean tofu roll!
uidsgsah says:
OMG!!!! this was ridiculously hilarious!!!!!!!!