Here's some stills from Jessica Simpson's flick "Blonde Ambition". This probing, insightful cinematic offering is a loose remake of 1987's "Working Girl". From what I can tell, this mess had been in the can for months. And since I'm guessing a movie about some airhead secretary doesn't really involve months of complicated CGI work - it must suck like a Dyson. For real, this chick can't act, sing, model, sell...she can't do a damn thing. She was briefly fascinating because America wondered how someone that dumb was able to get out of bed in the morning without getting lost and falling out a window. But that fascination passed. Then she lost the sorta hot husband and started dating various gays (her hairdresser, John Mayer) and weirdos (Owen Wilson, John Mayer). And making these flicks that are soon going to be gathering dust at the bottom of the 6.99 bin at Blockbuster next to "Candyman 5". She's dating Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo right now, and you know that means his team is doomed. Her empty head is like a black hole that sucks out success.
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See more photos from "Blonde Ambition" after the jump.
jbonz says:
Jessica's like a Barbie doll: no matter what you put on her, it doesn't really fit.
gerard Vandenberg says:
This way you're looking even DUMBER than USUAL!!
cris says:
what the hell is luke wilson doing in this movie? i didn't know he was so hard up for cash. man, if he needs it that bad i'll give him money from my own pocket-just don't be in anymore of her "films"!
pepper says:
she has a beautiful face. perfect features. nice to see a natural beauty
Sloane says:
Suck like a Dyson, hahahahahah
Jennifer says:
pepper: I disagree! Not perfect features. Her nose is wrong (especially from the side) and her mouth is really not all that pretty.
blah says:
Pepper - I hope you're being sarcastic; either that or that's some serious weed you're smoking.
That pink cowboy hat is reminicant of the one my "My Little Pony" had.
lj says:
Pepper must be the llama, who uses the exact same phrases of someone delusional. I love the fact that this movie is going straight to DVD, she's so tallentless. I saw the trailer and it is so embarrassing. Plus, she looks about 35 in this photo. Karma's a b*tch, she's such an idiot.
Riley says:
Everytime I see a picture of her..i can almost hear the wind whistling through her head.
Persistent Cat says:
Pepper, what natural part do you like best? Her obvious eye lift or the collagen lips? Or the odd shade of orange that is her bad skin?
someone says:
I have to agree with pepper..I think Jessica is a very pretty woman, shes not a great actress..and that reality show made her look dumb as a rock..but she still pretty, and they are still paying her to be in movies...so Im sure shes laughing all the way to the bank!
someone says:
lj? Im just curious, you said Karma is a bit-h, what did Jessica do that would cause Karma to bite her on the as-?..Did she steal someones husband? Did she break up a marriage? Did she run over someones dog? what?
Sloane says:
She chose her dad over her husband. The one guy who could put up with her for longer than a few weeks.
JohnJohn says:
She's not bright but she is naturally beautiful. She should have been on an I Love Lucy type of show.
PPP says:
GOING ALL THE WAY TO JESS WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonya says:
Actually, that's not accurate. She can sing, really well. Even if you hate her songs, the girl can sing. And she can definitely sell. Have you seen the numbers for the sales of her clothing, shoes, handbags, and hair extensions? Ridiculous. I don't know who's buying the stuff, but chick is moving that product. Her endorsements and lines make her so much money. But she definitely cannot act. She does not ever need to be in another film. It's a waste of time.