Juliette Lewis Is So Hot She Should Live On The Sun, Thinks Brad Pitt Has A Small Penis

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There is something irresistable about this one. She's a no-apologies free spirit, and she's taking the celebrity-fronted rock band to new heights with Juliette Lewis & The Licks. Ok, their music is TERRIBLE, but in concert Juliette rocks unitards and does back bridges and shrieks and flips her sweaty tendrils around. And the world remains captivated. Though, what's not so hot is that she's hearkening back to when she was young and fresh and new on the scene and in Brad Pitt's underarea and talking about it after all this time. Since those days, Brad has become...well Brad Pitt. And Jules briefly sucked Robert DeNiro's thumb in "Cape Fear", played Mallory in "Natural Born Killers" and then sorta just kinda popped up here and there. Juliette took the opportunity recently to reveal to an audience in Seattle that Brad's chain doesn't exactly swing low. When a guy at the bar asked her what Brad was like "in the sack", Juliette replied "he was no... BIG deal, if ya know what I mean!" When the guy replied back that "you mean he was the Pitts?" (uh, hah?), Juliette laughed so hard that she knocked people's drinks over and paid for another round. It's kinda hot that she was once on the way to superstar and now communing with the regular folks up in the barroom. And if she keeps taking ferocious pics like this one, she's going to be be a cult classic hero when she kicks. Oh, and my sincere apologies to Brad Pitt, though it hasn't seemed to have slowed your roll.


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December 7, 2007 7:30 PM

that is blasphemous...i'm sure it's just her gaping vagina that makes having sex with her like throwing a toothpick down a well...

His cock wasnt even hard in those pics!
Give him a break...
Maybe he wasnt into you Julliete? Maybe your pits stunk.

I babysat Juliette several times when she was around 10 or 11 years old. I lived across the street from her mother. We were scientologists then. That was when Juliette was singing Whitney Houston songs, dreaming of a musical career and actually acting like a normal human being.

That was before scientology's celebrity center got a hold of her. Now she's a degraded nymphomaniac who screams her songs and dishes non-scientologists like Pitt, who helped make her the celebrity she once was. What a payback, heh? Nothing is dsacred in scientology. What a waste of life and potential.

I babysat Juliette several times when she was around 10 or 11 years old. I lived across the street from her mother. We were scientologists then. That was when Juliette was singing Whitney Houston songs, dreaming of a musical career and actually acting like a normal human being.

That was before scientology's celebrity center got a hold of her. Now she's a degraded nymphomaniac who screams her songs and disses non-scientologists like Pitt, who helped make her the celebrity she once was. What a payback, heh? Nothing is sacred in scientology. What a waste of life and potential.

I babysat Juliette several times when she was around 10 or 11 years old. I lived across the street from her mother. We were scientologists then. That was when Juliette was singing Whitney Houston songs, dreaming of a musical career and actually acting like a normal human being.

That was before scientology's celebrity center got a hold of her. Now she's a degraded nymphomaniac who screams her songs and disses non-scientologists like Pitt, who helped make her the celebrity she once was. What a payback, heh? Nothing is sacred in scientology. What a waste of life and potential.

I saw brad pitt's package in an issue of play girl and it was definitely a Big deal...juliette is just sad she doesn't have it anymore.

Having a nice and big package doesnt mean it can perform well in bed. She could just mean that Brad is lousy in bed. Maybe he's just a 1 minute man LOL...

mary mcconnell, damn you had to repeat that 3 times hhhmmm. You must have a damn good memory, cause I don´t remember what I did at 10 LOL.

lmao kennyo

December 7, 2007 11:11 PM

mika, Mary M said that Juliette was 10, not her.

Anyway, I think she's aging well. Her skin looks great and she's toned.

As I recall it, back when she and Brad split...she was dumped and PISSED...well, its no wonder she's making this foul comment..I saw the pix and for someone without an erection...he looks normal size..she's a bitter unemployed (acting wise) person who needs an outrageious comment to get attention. How sad...

As sexy and civilised as Brad, can someone tell me why he refused to stripe naked for his lattest film?

I think there may be some truth in what Juliette says.

Afterall, in life no one really GETS IT ALL.

December 8, 2007 10:10 AM

AHAH! I knew it! Brad has a mini weenie. That must be the explanation for his problems.

no offense Juliette, but when your man is prettier than you, I wouldnt be surprised if his penis went the other direction like a turtle in a shell.
I am sure it grew to new heights with the luscious Miss Angelina, because as we all know, attraction plays a 'large' part in the swelling factor:)
oh btw nice cross-eyed pic

December 8, 2007 9:53 PM

OH Juliette. How desperate you must be for attention. Couldn't get an acting job, so turned to music. Anything as long as people look at you right? Stop singing while you're behind.

I guess the guy in the bar has proof of Juliette having actually said that? Come on, you're taking it all out of context.
Let's just fry someone on the assumption basis right???

And even if she said it, so what...What kinda question is that to begin with.

Juliette and her band have great stamina, great performance and treat their audience and fans like normal human beings. Chapeau..

December 9, 2007 6:11 PM

I don't know...it sounds like bitter grapes to me. The way his life took off and hers...didn't.

December 10, 2007 9:57 AM

She is SUCH a better actor than him.. haven't you guys ever seen The Other Sister??


Classic.

well,

i think Pitt is pretty cool and has done some good roles, and does alot of nice things for charity etc.

and yes Juliette Lewis is a total idiot, but this would not be the first time allusions were made about the size of BP's package. Now obviously it does not make him a bad person or anything, and he probably isn't all that "small" so much as he is just average, or at least "small" compared to what the other ladies who have reported on it have encountered.

Robin Givens said the same thing about Pitt years ago...that he "had a small penis and could not make her come"...to quote her exactly. But in all fairness she was married to Mike Tyson, who apparently was quite well you know...

so there is some seeming basis in fact, but that doesn't make the characterization as small, but probably simply average or "nothing to write home about"

either way, it really is not very nice to talk about former lovers in the public eye, and is very distasteful...but that is the only thing people like Juliette Lewis and Robin Givens have left to promote themselves with.

December 10, 2007 1:49 PM

i've been with plenty of men, sm, med and lrg... and I feel comfortable stating that SIZE has nothing to do w/performance or satisfying your woman....

it is not the size of the boat BUT the motion of the ocean and knowing how to eat helps alot too....

'nough said!!!!!!!

laruen

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