
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
Madonna is reportedly calling her next album "Licorice" and I hope this isn't the cover. It's unfortunate when someone snaps a photo of you where it looks like you're going to go shovel the driveway. You peeps on the west coast have no idea what I mean but in the rest of the country we have this thing called "snow shoveling" which is the worst torture known to man. People have heart attacks and die doing it. Ok, old people do but still it's like being in hell. I'd rather have to move every weekend. Anyway, back to Madge's album. It features collaborations with Justin Timberlake and TImbaland and reportedly - Kanye West. Two tracks have already been leaked online - "Candy Shop" and "The Beat Goes On". I heard "The Beat Goes On" in a club recently and it didn't strike me as hot. Then again, I was on my fourth mandarin & soda and was probably too busy undressing my friend's date with my eyes. What, I can look! The album will drop in April, and it will be Madonna's last studio album on her Warner Bros. contract. She will follow up with a greatest hits record, and then move on to her gazillion dollar deal with Live Nation. Can I have some of her money?

































jbonz says:
I got an old bag of licorice for Halloween one year. I threw out the licorice and jerked off into the old bag.
Madonna RULES!
tiafabulousity says:
I love Madonna. I really do. I have a tattoo of her on my arm but im gonna be pissed if that "candy shop" song is a remix to 50 cents candy shop song. She said earlier in the year she wanted to do more r&b which is fine with me. I mean I know I was the only one who enjoyed her little rap from american life hehe, but still I enjoyed the slutty Madonna whose music used to be x rated. I dont even like r&b or rap so I pray that this is a good cd.
sandy says:
I can't stand Madonna or Con?Yeah! But I do think YOU'RE really hot!
Casey says:
I can't believe you said shoveling snow is like being in hell - I always say that's what people do in hell! If someone does something super mean or evil I say, "he'll be shoveling snow in hell next to Hitler." It truly is cold, wet, back-breaking torture. I love you.
Nanc' says:
Thanks, J. Harvey, for the opinion on snow-shoveling. Good Lawd, it's gotta be some kind-of karmic payback for my past wrongs. Glad someone else feels the same way about it. F***in' snow!
Meredith says:
Madonna's label just confirmed that this is NOT the name of the new album.