Beefy pop star/Jessica Simpson victim Nick Lachey and his knife-play galpal Vanessa Minnillo are allegedly getting married in the Bahamas this weekend. Sources say they will be sealing the deal at one of the Carlyle Hotels. Vanessa's entourage arrived on Friday afternoon. How does Vanessa Minnillio have an entourage? Don't you need really good Nielsen ratings, or a hit movie, album or concert tour to have an entourage? Shouldn't people automatically know how to spell your last name without looking it up if you qualify for an entourage? Nick was previously married to Jessica Simpson. She filed for divorce in 2005, and is currently dating Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, the poor bastard.
Update: A rep for the couple told a certain obese gossip hag with multicolored hair that shall remain nameless that "Fox [Fox News] made it up".
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
More photos of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo at LAX after the jump.
(Hint: right-click with your mouse to open the thumbnails up in a new window or tab.)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online



















Julz says:
"a certain obese gossip hag with multicolored hair that shall remain nameless"
Well said, J...well said.
gerard Vandenberg says:
You simply can't have a divorse before marrying.
So why the hell not!!
HURRY UP and ask for a divorce right away, takes only minutes!!
Cathy says:
Holy she looks like Jessica there - same facial expression - duh!?! Slap some blonde hair on her and you wouldnt know the difference...