David Beckham is putting his best...er...foot forward in this black and white ad for Armani underwear. I'm not exactly sure what they're paying him for this, but whatever it is, the man is worth every single penny, tuppence or herd of goats--I'm not very good with currency conversion. It's probably a good thing this isn't in full-color--I'm pretty sure we couldn't handle it.
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lulu says:
all i can say is huh-minna huh-minna!
Tabitha says:
He is soooo HOTTTTT! Oh my goodness. I almost hyperventalated looking at this picture. And you are right...good thing it isn't in color! I probably would have fainted! LOL!
Applespice says:
Oh my God that is one hot photo... Posh is the luckiest woman!!
Sharon says:
He is SO DAYUM PERFECT!
jbonz says:
Nobody's unit looks like that! He stuffed a latex upholstered hackysack or a condom filled with pudding or a rotten tomato or something in there. Do all you ladies (and some of you gents) really fancy having an amorphous, gelatinous blob of innominate flesh wadded into you with a runcible spoon? Really???
Alice says:
Ditto Jbonz. No real package looks like that. Besides, I've watched him play football for years .. I've seen this guy change shorts on the sidelines. He's not packing heat.
Bree says:
I had to check the comments only to see if anyone else saw the fake genitals in the underwear. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Bree says:
I had to check the comments only to see if anyone else saw the fake genitals in the underwear. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
topsyturvy8 says:
fake or no i'd still wrap my mouth around it.
Sharon says:
Fake genitals or not, he still looks amazing.
stolidog says:
exacty topys.
Sharon says:
Fake genitals or not, he still looks amazing.
chicago's finest says:
Sorry but dude's unit is totally not his. You can say how "beautiful" and "hawwwt" he is but at the end of the day you know that dick is as small as his Mickey Mouse voice. Stop it.
jbonz says:
That doesn't even look like a fake tool. It looks like a white cotton ladybug or a wireless mouse or a colostomy bag or...
jbonz says:
Or can it be that he has a big sack of nuts but no rod to send them home to mama with?
Cheesy says:
Looks like Jbonz has Beckham penis envy! Sheez. The white briefs are really tight, so the package is snugly put in there. Looks good to me. :)
joan durtz says:
Please tell me who is snatch waxer is.
Babs says:
you all cracked me up.
I read in Advertising Age, a neat article which told the secrets of ad photos.
It specifically said that male underwear models will often put a slice of white bread in the underpants, as this smooths out the look, and yet forms around their real bits. Makes sense to me, but everytime I see an underwear ad I think of wonder bread being in there. LOL.
jbonz says:
I don't have penis envy, but I do have eyes in my head and I know what a cock looks like and it's not a pouch-like blob; it's long and cylindrical with a pronounced head on the end and it normally sits atop the scrotum and testes and when enclosed in a pair of tight underwear it curves down toward the anus; What Becky is sporting there looks like a sack of silicone jelly - I defy anyone to penetrate a vaginal orifice with a squishy square muffin like that.
Gigi says:
It's probably NOT fake - my husband is that big, if not bigger. Large wangers aren't that rare...
Nonplussed says:
Nope... that's real (plums cupped, banana curve up to the right), and actually... if you go fullscreen on the pic, not that big; normal size I'd say.
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