WARNING: NSFW! NSFW!
We'll get to this very funny video in a second, but first, a little story-time. A couple years ago, I noticed Jack Plotnick, the star of the above comedy short, at The Factory in West Hollywood. Having been a fan of "Gods and Monsters," and just recently seen him in the hilarious cult film "Girls Will be Girls," I decided to say hi. I don't normally do this, but he seemed approachable enough, so I think I said something to the effect of, "Hey, you were great in 'Gods and Monsters 'and--and it was at that point I remember him being a little dismissive and sort of giving me this look that clearly said, "stop hitting on me," which I really wasn't doing at all. So, then I just sort of sulked away. Now to be fair, loud, drunken bar conversations and situations can easily be misinterpreted and I certainly don't want to start any rumors that Jack Plotnick is a diva, but I did want the world and Jack to know that I forgive him, because I'm sure he's been losing sleep over it. I may even show up at one of his acting workshops soon, where I will sit creepily in the back, glaring at him.
Wow, boring story, Wayne. On with the video--it was written and directed by "Arrested Development" and "Aliens in America" producer, Richard Day, who has just informed me that he is hard at work editing "the much more-ambitious Evie-Coco opus 'The Jizz Party,' which should be ready in January." With a title like that, I'm already really excited! Oh, and here is a screen shot Richard just sent over of Coco talking to her baby Preston in his "crib."
We'll get to this very funny video in a second, but first, a little story-time. A couple years ago, I noticed Jack Plotnick, the star of the above comedy short, at The Factory in West Hollywood. Having been a fan of "Gods and Monsters," and just recently seen him in the hilarious cult film "Girls Will be Girls," I decided to say hi. I don't normally do this, but he seemed approachable enough, so I think I said something to the effect of, "Hey, you were great in 'Gods and Monsters 'and--and it was at that point I remember him being a little dismissive and sort of giving me this look that clearly said, "stop hitting on me," which I really wasn't doing at all. So, then I just sort of sulked away. Now to be fair, loud, drunken bar conversations and situations can easily be misinterpreted and I certainly don't want to start any rumors that Jack Plotnick is a diva, but I did want the world and Jack to know that I forgive him, because I'm sure he's been losing sleep over it. I may even show up at one of his acting workshops soon, where I will sit creepily in the back, glaring at him.
Wow, boring story, Wayne. On with the video--it was written and directed by "Arrested Development" and "Aliens in America" producer, Richard Day, who has just informed me that he is hard at work editing "the much more-ambitious Evie-Coco opus 'The Jizz Party,' which should be ready in January." With a title like that, I'm already really excited! Oh, and here is a screen shot Richard just sent over of Coco talking to her baby Preston in his "crib."

































Jack Plotnick says:
Hi Wayne-
Jack Plotnick here. : )
OF COURSE I remember you! And I'm so relieved to have read your story about how we met. It clears a lot up!
See, I didn't hear you say,
"I thought you were great in 'Gods and Monsters'.
It was so loud in that bar that I thought you said,
"I ought to inflate my rod monster!"
Obviously you can see why I gave you that "look".
Anyway, THANKS SO MUCH for sharing our video with everyone! It really means a lot to me!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS from "Definitely NOT a DIVA" Jack!
Michel says:
Hey, is that Tom Lenk? From Buffy and other shows?
Michel says:
Oh, never mind. I should have waited for the credits.