Here's grainy pics of Jessica Simpson either being welcomed home or being gang-raped. The assembled include her new boyfriend Tony Romo, her creepshow Dad Joe, and her main queen and hair burner Ken Paves. Everyone's gathered at the Burbank airport. That poor bastard Romo is in the blue hat, Molester Dad's in the red and white jersey, and Hair Queen Paves is in the short leather jacket. Did you know Papa Joe set her and Tony up? I'm sure there was some sort of understanding first that Dad gets to check how her boobs are developing once in awhile. *shiver* She was returning from Dallas, where's she's been recording her "country" album. I hope Nashville goes on strike over this. Loretta Lynn needs to make some phone calls and have Jessica taken out. The Grandy Ole Opry's going to implode out of protest. Just cause' you made Willie Nelson hard when you did a film together doesn't mean you get to cut a country album, honey. Especially when you've been releasing bad pop all your life. Poser!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
not amused from London says:
Hmmm, like a good joke like anyone else but gang rape 'humour' is really scrapping the bottom of the barrel (especially when her Dad's in the pic). Wow, even tabloid journalism ain't what it used to be!!
jem says:
Of course papa joe set them up - if he didn't, do you think you would be talking about her at all? Have you talked about her much since she chased John Mayer off? Nope.
Joe tried to set them up before when Tony Started dating Carrie. Rumor in Dallas was Carrie needed more attention than he could give her. I just don't see this lasting.
Besides, Romo is the 60 million dollar man right now. Its just a matter a time before the Giselle's of the world come knocking.
stolidog says:
the gang rape comment was Hi-Larious.
you know molester dad really wants a 3 way with his daughter and Romo....just like he had with nick and jessica....and pete and ashley.
yourmom says:
67 million dollar contract, need I say more. But really is Romo that stupid?