Jailed "24" star Kiefer Sutherland is working out that box of Tide in the joint! Kiefer is currently doing a bid for driving under the influence, and has been assigned laundry duty in jail. He's folding, washing, and drying. Kiefer seems like the kind of dude who might actually have already known how to do laundry. He might be a drunk-ass but I can't see him going out with a smelly shirt. His cleaning ladies probably quit after having to move passed out strippers off the coffee table all the time, so he must know his way around the spin cycle in a pinch. I hope he uses enough fabric softener. But not too much. The boyfriend likes his clothes to be "creamy" soft. Frankly, that skeeves me out but we all make sacrifices. At least he's not driving around drunk and letting down fans of his action show on FOX! I'm in the lockup and my sheets are April Fresh because of Jack Bauer!
gerard Vandenberg says:
Do you think it's strange your wife left you?
You're looking as some desperate asshole with your sickmaking TATTOOS. For all the people who don't know it yet: THIS IS A DESPERATE SCREAM FOR ATTENTION FROM SOME FAKING ROCKERS(nicole richie's husband) AND JOBLESS ACTORS!!
RumerDennis says:
God he's gross.
stolidog says:
na, he's hot.
Bill Cosby says:
I hope Jack Bauer can get all the jizz and ass blood out of all the bed sheets. I think a 24/OZ crossover is in order. Instead of guns, Jack has to kill people by biting their dicks off.
The hot dog industry would be in a super battle to sponsor the special effects. You'll have to leave half of them on the grill for an hour, but it'll be worth it for the realism.
lovette says:
he's totally sexy...i love it