A fan of Paula Abdul's once went to the length of snatching up the "American Idol" judge's urine sample, just to feel closer to the often-loopy pop star. This is how Paula tells it. "Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?'
"I told him that I'd left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story." Not to imply anything-- except that I'm about to totally do it--but I bet you could get quite the high off anything secreted from that woman's body.
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n says:
its very funny, but i think its even funnier that the media treats this like it's news, but it actually happened around 1990. just look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuqJ11TC6Dw