Victorian Beckham Goes To Bat For Her Husband's Penis

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You may have seen the pic from David Beckham's Armani underwear campaign in which the brotha is packin' large. People are wondering - is it real? Is it padding? Is it a an incredibly generous camera angle? Oh, it's real, Victoria Beckham tells us. In fact, Becks has "a huge one". Now THAT'S a wife. Posh says "He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his." No complaints from her. Here's pics of Victoria, David, their kids and his gigantic wang ice-skating in London's Hyde Park. Victoria is about to start the first of SEVENTEEN gigs in London with the Spice Girls. That's a lot of stumbling around and doing little but looking like an outer space fashion being. Hopefully, the size of her husband's manhood will bring her solace through this trying time.

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9 Comments

Wow they are still crazy about each other..and she smiles too!

Ooooh, so that's why she stayed after he (allegedly)cheated on her...

December 15, 2007 5:45 PM

oh. my. god.

...

she's capable of smiling.

This guy won the genetic lottery

This dumbass wouldn't know "real" if it came up and bit her square in the middle of her silicone titty.

Have you ever heard of a "BOOB"-job for your DICK?
I have concidered too for a while.......BUT NO!!
I just have to live with a small one. BUT THIS SUCKER GAVE HIS DICK A LEGELY "BOOB JOB".
EVERYTHING FOR TOMMY'S(cruise) SATISFACTION!!
(and ofcourse all the other faggots)

December 16, 2007 2:29 AM

There's nothing posh about this skank, she is as vulgar and tacky as they come.

December 16, 2007 2:30 AM

There's nothing posh about this skank, she is as vulgar and tacky as they come.

J. Harvey, you are so funny! You have a way of putting things that's so entertaining. I'm sure you hear that a lot, thought I'd add my voice to the chorus :-)

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