December 16, 2007

Tom Cruise Puts Those Gay Rumors To Rest By Attending Celine Dion Show

Oh, Tom. Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes attended Celine Dion's second to last Las Vegas show on Friday night. For real, you'll sue a gay porn star for claiming to have slept with you but you'll be seen at the touchstone of gay show? Ok. Tom and Katie allegedly set the crowd afire when they walked in before the show started, and Tom signed autographs. Despite being bizarre as hell, people still love that guy. Especially tourists who try to focus on "Top Gun" and not think about Oprah's couch or wife auditioning or disappearing baby bumps or the Scientology toxin detox program that leaves herpes on your face. Sources say that Celine's show is baffling and gay mystical and she really gives it her all what with the effects and the chest-pounding. Tom and Katie met her for a private audience after the show, and Celine was allegedly both excited and nervous to have them in the audience. Nervous because she didn't want Xenu sucking on her brain! You know this was a recruitment visit!

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December 16, 2007 2:02 PM
Zelda F. says:

That stupid ass, il dorko haircut does NOT help in making him appear to be a normal human being.......

December 16, 2007 3:31 PM
Lola says:

What's up with that white string around her wrist? Kaballah-light?

I have a great idea. Instead of the U.S. waterboarding terror suspects, lets make them watch a Celine Dion Vegas show. They'd be crying for their mommies in 30 seconds flat!

December 16, 2007 6:34 PM
Bird says:

Didn't Katie have rather short bangs just a couple weeks ago? Either way, she looks beautiful, but I could have sworn her bob had bangs.

December 16, 2007 10:42 PM
gerard Vandenberg says:

ONCE A FAGGOT, ALWAYS ONE, TOMMY!!

December 17, 2007 12:41 AM
jackie says:

Beautiful Katie..Love her looks..

December 17, 2007 7:02 AM
mojo says:

I wonder if anyone of you notice, what's up with Katie's "half-paralysed" smile all the time? looks like she is forever constipated!! My 14 months son does better mug when he poops

December 17, 2007 7:03 AM
mojo says:

I wonder if any of you notice, what's up with Katie's always "half-paralysed" smile? looks like she is forever constipated!! My 14 months son does better mug when he poops

December 17, 2007 7:52 AM
Gloria says:

Wow, Katie looks hot here! Kudos to whoever did her makeup!

December 17, 2007 11:40 AM
peachpie says:

you know, i think it's kinda mean, especially in this season of giving, that ASL left us hanging....

what is the big red box??????????

December 17, 2007 5:18 PM
CelebrityFanChat Raph says:

Katie looks fabulous

December 17, 2007 7:22 PM
btchyspice says: