UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting that the couple are back on again. According to Pam's website, the two are "working things out." Gee, could it have anything to do with that reality show of theirs? You're welcome for the free publicity, guys.
It's alternately amusing/infuriating that homos are only allowed to legally marry in one state in this country because people think that marriage is this sacred institution or whatever. Yet, this dumpster of a woman can get married for .02 seconds and divorce at will to marry the next guy with a penis that momentarily gets her attention and that's A-OK. How come no one gives HER any shit about it? Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Paris Hilton sextape partner Rick Saloman. They were married in a totally elegant ceremony this past October. In like a casino lobby or something because she had to be on in five or something. Pam has been working as a magician's assistant and I don't know what her sleazy soon to be ex-husband does. Once you nail Paris Hilton, you must have to spend time getting complicated treatments or something until scientists figure out how to degrossify you. That must take up a lot of your week.
This marriage of Pam's lasted 72 days. Her marriage to Kid Rock was for three drunken months, and she was married to Tommy Lee for a couple of years. She's really paring it down so she can do that weeklong marriage thing. Is it for the gifts? What do her kids say about her succession of dirtier and dirtier husbands? "Ma, is that your new husband?" "No, sweetie, that's the garbageman. But now that you mention it..."
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
beka says:
Well said! Why do these people get married in the first place? It must mean nothing to them!
Sam says:
Pammy is a total wreck, and I'm hoping she can turn it all around like Jenna Jameson. I just saw a series of pics of Jenna at
http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=468&Itemid=1
and she looks sexy as all Hell! I hope Pammy can turn things around like Jenna and get her life on track!
nica says:
You are totally right! So many people are acting as if marriage is not sacred especially this train wreck.
Did she marry him to get some of that sex tape money?
jj says:
Jenna turned it around? Eh ...
Everyone ragged on Jennifer Lopez for her marriages but @ least she put some effort into them ...
Interloper says:
I can't decide if she just treats marriage like anyone else would a party or if she's really, truly gullible enough to think each time that this guy is the one? I mean can anyone be THAT stupid?
Also...those were some scary-assed photos of Jenna J. She looks like some 50 year old woman trying to look young. Sometimes, Jenna, surgery is a BAD move, mmmkay? Freak!
Jinxy McDeath says:
Can you imagine how screwed up her kids are, these are men most women would maybe date, not marry... well most women wouldn't date her husbands when you think about it... Those poor boys must be teased so badly at school. I am not really on the whole marriage is sacred BS, over 50% of marriages fail. 70% of 2nd marriages fail. But at least date someone for a while before you drag your kids into this whole family thing. Yikes, it's not the men who are f'd up - it's Pammy!
stimpygato says:
Well put Mr. Harvey!
A perfect comedic closer:
"Ma, is that your new husband?" "No, sweetie, that's the garbageman. But now that you mention it..."
... I'm sure she probably stuck out her can for more than one Garbageman!
sandy says:
Pammy needs to STOP GETTING MARRIED. Once is enough. If you get divorced then DON'T get married again. You're obviously no good at it. I used to LOVE Pammy. Now I think she's kind of a skank.
Zelda F. says:
UPDATE: now the dumb bitch has called it off!
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=288926>1=7703
She just can't be very smart. Apparently, the peroxide not only burned her hair, but any brain cell she may have had as well....