Meanwhile, In Bizarro World, Lil' Wayne Makes Out With Zac Efron

UPDATE: This has been officially confirmed as a hoax.

What? Uh. Huh? I'm.....lost. So, Lil' Wayne is reportedly working on some remixes with Zac Efron on a "High School Musical" dance album. He says he wants to reach those "suburban white kids" like "Kanye West did". Fair enough, and thanks for shooting straight with us. So, this reporter from the OC Weekly is interviewing Lil' Wayne at his new Miami Beach oceanfront mansion about the Zac Efron collaboration. The mansion features a bronze nude statue of Lil' Wayne and a fulltime bathroom attendant who passes out Juicy Fruit. Weird, but odder things have been seen on "Cribs". And then it gets full-on hallucinogenic spit-take wacky. Zac Efron emerges from a den, greets Lil' Wayne with a KISS ON THE LIPS and says "what's up, my n*gga?" Oh dear. Now, Lil' Wayne is no stranger to kissing dudes on the mouth. There's a famous photo that was circulating in late 2006 of him giving Cash Money Records executive "Baby" Williams a wet one. Can you think of anything that's looked down more on in the hip-hop community than man-on-man action? Maybe not having your pimp cup or your grille bejeweled enough. But apparently Lil' Wayne is secure enough with his manhood to make out with tween star trannie types. But he's ok with wispy whitebread tween trannie referring to him as "n*gga"? For real? Are they especially close? Is that what the making out signifies?

This has to be a hoax, though. For instance here's a reported lyrical selection from one of the tracks they were working on. "Everybody all for one, a real summer has just begun! Let's rock and roll and just let go, feel the rhythm of the drums. We're gonna have fun in the sun!"--while Wayne raps: "I'm a dog, you're all a bunch of fleas on my dick. Driving a Jag, er, like my name was Mick. I'm so sour like cream with chives, and my sperm will make your face break out in hives." This reporter is punking us. Or the reporter got punked. Or someone's trying to screw with LIL Wayne. There's no way. A thirteen year old girl in Wichita is going to be singing along to "my sperm will make your face break out in hives"? Please.

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