We are counting down the top 10 people who the ASL editors, Lisa Timmons and J. Harvey would love to Bitch Slap for their behavior in the past year. Each day, for the next ten days we will be revealing the top ten. Here we go:
5. Dear Heidi and Spencer,
Please go away. Please? The incessant fame-whoring by you two in 2007 topped any attempts at fame-whoring that has come before. I think Howard K. Stern, Tila Tequila, and Jessica Simpson could learn a thing or two from you freaks. Whether it was Heidi getting new boobs, Spencer getting new shoes, you two buying a Christmas tree, or Spencer having to manscape - you two were doing it in front of a camera. Heidi found herself lucky enough to be cast as "the villain" on her "reality show" "The Hills" opposite "good girl" Lauren Conrad. Notice the quotes on all of that mess. Not being a "Hills" watcher myself, I have to rely on what others tell me about the show. And none of it sounds good. But what I glean from it is that you two basically went back and forth about an engagement all season, while appearing in every publication but Cat Fancy. And I'm sure there will be a full page spread of Spencer stroking a Calico anyday now. Not content with just creating photo ops out of thin air by informing the paparazzi and getting paid for it, you upped the stakes through your collaboration with MTV. Your wedding was going to be completely false, and MTV was auditioning actors to be part of the wedding party guests. Until, either someone couldn't write a good wedding scene or one of you actually realized what you were getting into, and it was called off. The show and your lives are about as real as The Great Pumpkin. About as real as Heidi's body! I'm sure you two, the Ken and Barbie of pop culture hell, will be up and around in 08. Wherever there's flashbulbs, you two will be front and center. And making us queasy all over again.
Check out the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt 2007 photo gallery featuring over 60 photos after the jump. The Top 10 Bitch Slap Awards listees are here.
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kat says:
couldn`t agree more, thank you very much for saying what needs to be said over and over and over
Deborah says:
Who?
Sash says:
She is just a useless skank but I wouldn't kick her out of bed. I'd like him to watch me bang her and fill her up.