December 3rd, 2008

Shauna Sand outside Coco De Ville nightclub in Hollywood (9/10)
If you’re like me you look at the occasional pics I post of Shauna Sand standing outside Hollywood clubs in her lucite skank boots and wonder if she maintains the same level of class while inside the club. Well wonder no more. From this week’s National Enquirer:
D-list actress Shauna Sand tried to turn Villa in West Hollywood into a mini-strip club on Nov. 13. The former Playmate — and Lorenzo Lamas’ ex — hit the dance floor with her trademark Plexiglass platforms and proceeded to grind on a club patron while pulling up her dress and showing off her breasts. (Print Edition - 12/1)
D-list? When did Shauna get on the D-list? I think a congratulations are in order. Maybe we can all pitch in and get her a cake or some dignity.





[Flynet, WENN]
December 3rd, 2008

Kim Kardashian at the grand opening of the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach (11/14)
On her blog this morning, Kim Kardashian finally addressed those rumors that nobody has heard that claim she said she’d never pose for Playboy again. Uh, thanks? Kim said:
There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don’t think I’ll do Playboy or anything like that again.”
THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE!
First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.
Here’s my thinking: While I’m not planning to pose for the men’s magazine in the immediate future, I definitely don’t want to close the door to the opportunity! I absolutely love Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playboy team and appreciate the opportunity to work with them!
Never say never,
Kim
If she wants to be taken seriously, Kim needs to turn Playboy down. She needs to concentrate on her career as a . . . or her . . . ummm . . . what exactly does she do again? On second thought, Playboy may be a good idea.


















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December 3rd, 2008

Britney Spears is stealing Courtney Love’s shtick
I hope Britney Spears doesn’t think that going crazy makes her special or something. Courtney Love totally did it first. Courtney told British Elle:
While Britney Spears rebuilds her post-breakdown image, another singing celeb is busy reminding fans she’s been there, done that. Or at least the breakdown part. In an interview with the British edition of Elle magazine, Courtney Love called dibs on the public fall from grace.
“I had a long, hard fall. I set the stage for Britney to crash and burn. I went through it all first . . . My daughter knows I did drugs in my first trimester of pregnancy. She weighed 7 pounds 6 ounces when she was born and she was healthy. We were excellent parents, and I say that despite pretty much always having an edge on.” (Source)
After Courtney proclaimed “We were excellent parents,” she went on to say “except for all of the dangerous toxins we ingested, which in Curt’s case, was lead.” Claiming you were a great parent when your nights we filled with drug induced hallucinations and your days were spent letting your veins recuperate is a bit of a leap . . . which coincidentally would have been Curt’s ideal method had he not lived in a one story house.






[BauerGriffinOnline]