This should help her get up out of those doldrums she's been languishing in ever since Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie. "The National Enquirer" is screaming that Jennifer Aniston is with child. This actually sounds feasible to me. She wants kids. There's no stable man around. And the clock is ticking. Speculation as to who the alleged father would be is centering around three possible choices: Vince Vaughn, Jason Lewis (Smith from "Sex and the City") and that British model she was having round' for tea, crumpets and shagging - Paul Sculfor. If this purported impending bundle of joy wipes that puss off her face, it's fine by me. Extra points will be scored if the baby comes out wearing a "Rachel" hairstyle. Even if it's a boy.
UPDATE: Jennifer Aniston is now denying she is with child, via her representatives. You know she called her reps and was totally passive-aggressive and slightly whiny. There was no shrieking but there was a lot of "you know, I pay you guys a lot of money to protect me from this and I really don't appreciate....blah blah blah". You know how she is. She allegedly had a martini at a Christmas Eve dinner with Courtney Cox and that poor bastard David Arquette and had her hair colored. Which you don't do if you're pregnant. Unless you're really trashy. Like Britney. Or Nicole Richie. Screw that charity, bitch was seen smoking!
Sloane says:
Brilliant if true.
T-Bone says:
I always think having 2 loving parents is the best case scenario, but hey, if a person really, really wants a child, and they have the means to provide love and stability, why not? Why risk waiting on a man?
I wish her the best.
Loob says:
Please don't say it's Vince's baby. Yuk!
Although... the birth might be easier than normal, as the baby would be so greasy that they'll need someone with a catcher's mitt, ready at the foot of the bed.
LICE INFESTED CUBAN says:
Congratulations!, I hope it's true.
blady02 says:
The baby is Jason Lewis' gorgeous creation! Eat your heart out Pittiful, she is a great lady!
Sarah says:
Eh.. I'm a little reticent to blame that very little bulge in her dress on pregnancy. I'm much more apt to believe that there's a grilled cheese sandwich with extra bacon in there.
But if she is pregnant, good for her!
jo says:
I hope it is true!!!! SO HAPPY for her. She deserves the best!...tired of seeing Brad and the home wrecker in magazines.
LISA HARRISON says:
IF SHE IS PREGNANT SHE WOULD OF HAD IT BY NOW...
THAT PICTURE IS FROM HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.. MOVIE SET WITH BEN AFFLECK...
IN THE SUMMER!! AFTER SEEING HOW SKINNY SHE IS
NOW I DO NOT THINK SO!!
LISA HARRISON says:
IF SHE IS PREGNANT SHE WOULD OF HAD IT BY NOW...
THAT PICTURE IS FROM HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.. MOVIE SET WITH BEN AFFLECK...
IN THE SUMMER!! AFTER SEEING HOW SKINNY SHE IS
NOW I DO NOT THINK SO!!
LISA HARRISON says:
IF SHE IS PREGNANT SHE WOULD OF HAD IT BY NOW...
THAT PICTURE IS FROM HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.. MOVIE SET WITH BEN AFFLECK...
IN THE SUMMER!! AFTER SEEING HOW SKINNY SHE IS
NOW I DO NOT THINK SO!!
LISA HARRISON says:
IF SHE IS PREGNANT SHE WOULD OF HAD IT BY NOW...
THAT PICTURE IS FROM HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.. MOVIE SET WITH BEN AFFLECK...
IN THE SUMMER!! AFTER SEEING HOW SKINNY SHE IS
NOW I DO NOT THINK SO!!
LISA HARRISON says:
IF SHE IS PREGNANT SHE WOULD OF HAD IT BY NOW...
THAT PICTURE IS FROM HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.. MOVIE SET WITH BEN AFFLECK...
IN THE SUMMER!! AFTER SEEING HOW SKINNY SHE IS
NOW I DO NOT THINK SO!!
LISA HARRISON says:
IF SHE IS PREGNANT SHE WOULD OF HAD IT BY NOW...
THAT PICTURE IS FROM HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.. MOVIE SET WITH BEN AFFLECK...
IN THE SUMMER!! AFTER SEEING HOW SKINNY SHE IS
NOW I DO NOT THINK SO!!
Susie says:
I would very much like to see her happy. Pitt and his slut did her so dirty. Speaking of dirty, do those two ever take a bath? They are the nastiest looking people I have ever seen. I feel so sorry for Shiloh, that poor baby doesn't have a chance.
GOOD LUCK JENNIFER.
GirlyGirl says:
LISA HARRISON,
For the love of god, CALM THE HELL DOWN. CALM THE HELL DOWN. CALM THE HELL DOWN. (Just pretend I posted it 17,127 times like you do your posts, you retard.)
Also, why don't you do us all a favor and kill the caps, honey. If Jen didn't kick Angelina's ass for stealing Brad, YOU don't get to use all caps when you gossip about her.
LISA HARRISON says:
She did kick angie's ass by becoming a independent woman.. who does not need a
man to keep her happy... When have you seen
her unhappy?
Jen should be a role model for all those other woman who were left in the dust by their husbands
and show how you can lead a normal life without
seeking revenge on her ex husband!! no caps!
LISA HARRISON says:
She did kick angie's ass by becoming a independent woman.. who does not need a
man to keep her happy... When have you seen
her unhappy?
Jen should be a role model for all those other woman who were left in the dust by their husbands
and show how you can lead a normal life without
seeking revenge on her ex husband!! no caps!
S_M_G says:
Oh I hope it's Jason's! He is almost as perfect looking as Brad (minus the charisma but still). And she does need good genes to eliminate a potential nose disaster :-)
Good for her, I hope she got hers and got pregnant.
erika says:
She DOES NOT want a child. I predict she will never have a child.
erika says:
She DOES NOT want a child. I predict she will never have a child.
Eyes of Green says:
Please - can we all just Get Over Her and Brad??? Give me a freaking break!
Do we think that constantly bringing up their failed marriage will make it better? They have both moved on, now can the rest of us do the same please? If she is preg and she wants to be, then more power to her. I highly doubt this is true, considering the news source.
Ugh says:
Gosh, looks like she was just a little bloated. Been there, done that, and will again. I just think she'd say if she were pregnant and not do the tabloid thing. She's got too much class to act all crazy about it, if it were true. Love her!
MrsBeasley says:
would HAVE would HAVE would HAVE
not
would OF
I hope you at least know the correct usages of who and whom. That really drives me nuts.
CLICK HERE says:
I think she's just fat, dude!
Queer Duck says:
She's just constipated in that picture. Horribly, horribly constipated.
blady02 says:
I liked Susie's on the mark comment, I agree have any of you seen Pax's hair they never bathe those kids and I too feel very sorry for Shiloh! But Rock on Jen!