Why Doesn't Jessica Alba Just Wear A Hockey Mask?

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pregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gym

Man, her and the not wanting to be photographed. Here's Jessica Alba exiting the gym in West Hollywood where she's getting her body in shape for pregnancy. She's knocked up and newly engaged to babydaddy Cash Warren. You may notice what they call "a bump" on her. Personally, I find that word to describe pregnancy to be kinda creepy. A bump. Like when you hit your head? Or your vagina, apparently. This one needs to chillax and let life happen. She seems like a tense little witch. If you made better movies, I might have some sympathy. Seriously, just use a newspaper with eyeholes cut out in it or wear an executioner's hood or the mask from "Scream". Anything would be less obvious then you constantly throwing your hands over your face as if Dorothy was throwing a bucket of water on your ass.


pregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gympregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gympregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gympregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gym
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

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pregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gympregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gympregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gympregnant Jessica Alba shows off her baby bump when leaving the gym

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com




12 Comments

Who is that gorgeous man with her?!

December 28, 2007 2:49 PM

DavidDustz:
u took da words out of mouth, now go wash them.... LOL

December 28, 2007 2:49 PM

DavidDustz:
u took da words out of mouth, now go wash them.... LOL

Well, obviously I wasn't the first to notice! Got DAY-YUM!!! How in the hell can she even SEE Cash Warren with that FWINE-ass brotha around?!?

December 28, 2007 3:27 PM

leilah: who is Cash what??? for that matter jessica felba, what??? oh yeah, J's girl... LMAO

back to da Brotha... ay papi!!!!!!

hey, leilah, i think there is a song about you out there...

please excuse me, i am tired

December 28, 2007 3:57 PM

If I had her money and I didn't want to be photographed, I'd hire a personal trainer! Shoo, I wanna do that now! I hate the drive to gym and back. Argh...celebraties. So dumb!

I think her mainstream career is ticking away.

i agree with everything. I was just wondering when bump became the thing it is creepy like a zit or something and we know who you are quit hiding youre not fooling any one you look stupid

December 30, 2007 1:49 AM

Look folks, its the latino slut!
She should have gone into porn since thats all she seems born to do. Real acting should be handled by professionals.

Jessica "Dont Call Me Latina, And I Can't Act At Allllll" Sucks.

May 13, 2008 11:13 AM

All you haters be damned. If you don't like Jessica Alba, why are you bothering to look her up and make hateful posts on sites featuring her picture?

Stop wasting your time and being rude sons of bitches.

Jessica is a brilliant actress, she's beautiful, special and talented, and I personally have adored her for many years. She was brilliant in Dark Angel, absolutely rivetting in The Sleeping Dictionary, and is awesome in Fantastic Four. She is such a brilliant actress. If you don't like her, piss off and stop making nasty statements about her just because you're jealous of her talents. And calling someone a slut is just immature.

May 18, 2008 5:53 PM

I agree why are you all being so nasty. I think its good that she isn't splashing her money out on personal trainers and going to the gym like a normal person -she is really sensible with her money and plans to put her cousins through a good education. She is a naturally beautiful person even without make up and when do you ever see pics or hear stories about her out doing outrangeous things like other stars, I think you are all jealous and being very nasty for no reason - I think Jessica is awesome

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