Jason Statham Has Trouble Living Out of Peril

He's fat, balding, too hairy, and unattractive.
Why does anyone care about him?

I find him super hot.

sandy: this guy makes my mom talk dirty, lil old grandma has the hots for this man, she claims he is my brother's father... ew... i thought he was cute until i heard my mom gugu gaga over him

Sandy you call that fat; what the hell?!?!

Sandy you call that fat; what the hell?!?!

The ONLY bad thing I can say about him is that he's short (seen him in person up close but unfortunately not personal). But I love a hairy chest! And I don't mind the balding... because of the chest hair. Maybe I like the hair because I grew up watching Magnum PI and I like real men and not boys?? I don't know, but I think Jason Statham is all kinds of hotness!!! Thanks for making my day...

I have no idea who he is but he's not in that of good shape. No muscles in the arms at all and the face is down right ugly.

HOT. Soooooooo HOT. omg.

Sandy said he's fat? No Sandy, I am fat..fat and single because I am fat. Jason Statham is nowhere NEAR being fat, or even chunky. Unless you are into Auschwitz-looking mo-fo's which is sad and gross for you.
Fun side-note - I saw Jason at Poquito Mas on Sunset 3 weeks ago, he tripped over the carpet and did NOT take it well. He was with his friends and they laughed and he got mad and stomped the carpet down like it had attacked him. He does not smile, he looks pissed off (this was before the carpet rape) and he acts as if he takes his shit WAY too seriously. I was also shocked to see how short and thin, thin, thin he was (hear that Sandy? THIN).
That being said, I would do him and then I would leave and not even say thank you.

He's not THAT short...about 5-9 or 5-10. Great broad shoulders. Extremely handsome guy, and when he spoke briefly with my husband and I he was completely polite and good humored. BABE!!

HOT!!!!

Um, yeah, way HOT!!!

This is the hottest man on the planet and I would do him in a NY minute. That voice, those eyes, those abs... oh yes......plus he kicks great ass.... oh yesssss.....

This is the hottest man on the planet and I would do him in a NY minute. That voice, those eyes, those abs... oh yes......plus he kicks great ass.... oh yesssss.....

This is the hottest man on the planet and I would do him in a NY minute. That voice, those eyes, those abs... oh yes......plus he kicks great ass.... oh yesssss.....

Who´s the girl with him? does anybody know her name?

Haxby said:

Fun side-note - I saw Jason at Poquito Mas on Sunset 3 weeks ago, he tripped over the carpet and did NOT take it well. He was with his friends and they laughed and he got mad and stomped the carpet down like it had attacked him. He does not smile, he looks pissed off (this was before the carpet rape) and he acts as if he takes his shit WAY too seriously. I was also shocked to see how short and thin, thin, thin he was (hear that Sandy? THIN).
That being said, I would do him and then I would leave and not even say thank you.

Oh, man. That just shattered my whole lust for him. I HATE people who take themselves too seriously. I mean, he PRETENDS for a living. Damn, what a let down.

alex zoeman

Jason Statham is HOT & SEXY as hell.

Paulie, you're spot on...I think women of the Magnum P.I. generation find "furry" men like Jason unbelievebly attractive. I don't like hairless girlie-men-babies -- ESPECIALLY those who wax (when they can't use the excuse of being athletes or models). I want my men to look like men! Lol.

I've got it so bad for him that I'd consider stalking. Kidding! I would give anything to be his girlfriend/wife/mistress whatever... (ssiiiiiiggghhhhhh).

I love him and his hairy chest!!He is still good looking! So what he gained a little weight!! At least he's not afraid to show off his body!!Maybe it was downtime between movie roles?

you all are CRAZY!!! jason stratham is a mans man hes burly,hot, hairy in all the right places and doest take things too seriously at all,everyone allowed a bad day arnt they? and SANDY u must be on something to think that that hunk of a man is fat!! i love him to pieces and would do him over and over

Has anyone seen Trasporter 3 yet? Well if you have you would know hes not fat at all and his ripped out of his wildest dreams. Holy crap!! And he was making out with that 22 year old ukrainian chick with freckles covering her face......... even on her lips!!! GROSS! but he had so many seens when he was showing off his body like when he was only in his boxers ahahahahha i bet Paulie would love to see that

kiram dahanetoon

he is hot. the girl is alex zosman high class hooker and call girl. ewww. she has been paid by lots of people in Hwood.

funny how Jason is in miami the same time the beautiful american apparel model genny is in miami too. whos at the beach with him ? i wonder if the two girls know?

DO you people know anything? Jason Statham is one of the most phyisically fit celebritys ever. He isn't ripped in these pictures cause hes not filming. Go and see The Transporter movies 1, 2 and 3 along with Death Race and Crank and any other movie that he appers in and lol tell me hes not totally shredded. Ignant!!

people, she's not worth the time talking about her. But if you must get your fix, the soap opera has picked up on janetcharltonshollywood.com
scroll down and read the comments!

Jason is a hottie but his gf is a notty. The latest tale of woe is chronicled in the comments section of janetcharltonshollywood.com
It's more than you ever wanted to know about who he is with behind closed doors.

I think he looks hot and is good looking. At least someone from Europe who had made it that far. And it doesnt matter what some People like on him or not...we all dont really know him in Person to Judge someone we dont know for sure. Right? And that the looks so seriously isnt true..I have seen Pics where he laughs or smile on it. Maybe in real Life...he is diffrent compare to the way he has to act on seen. And everyone should look at themselve how they look before they look down on others. I think he is great and really good looking....

Halooo....Sandy

Are u Blind or Wat?!!!
That u call FAT, BALD, HAIRY n unattractive?!!!
Don you know that hairy men are sexy? I think you need to study more on men physically looks!!! Ok Gerl.

Well I think hes hot as hell.
Usually I'm not into europeans(though 1/2 euro myself), but hes got something...
The moment I saw The Transporter when it first came out I was total taken!
And I instantly noticed, that he does not only do martial arts for the movies he plays in and thats so freakin kakui!
His build is not the average anabolic steroid or teststeron user, its a swimmers build (google it for proof) and they all look like that.
He did do that for a profession, so it figures where he got it from..
I think its more natural, all muscles, but all real and not "I had a lil help" by some artifical crap.
And all the other points depends on what a person likes in a man.
In my eyes hes got a very attractive face, super hot body, not too much hair at all and the most beautiful and gentle eyes ever! (*_*)
Even if he looks "grumpy to many ppl sometimes.
Hes the hottest UK dude on the planet!
Nominate him for sexiest man alive 2010!!

Jason is very sexy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason come in Greece για σενα....... οτι θελεις...................