Aww, Jakie-Poo. You're so cute. Even when you look like you're completely exasperated by the paparazzi shadowing your every move, you still wear the suggestion of a smile. It's as if he's saying with his mouth, "Please stop following me," while those big puppy-dog eyes of his flirtatiously whisper, "Don't stop. Don't you ever stop." Or maybe I'm just hearing what it is I want to hear. Anyway, these photographic spies caught Jake out on what looked like a date with a mystery brunette (it was totally me) in West Hollywood at Third Cafe on Jan 2nd. According to a spy, "Jake waited on his friend hand and foot," adding, "He was a real gentleman." No word yet on whether or not this is the beginning of a new secret relationship, or just a friend. Either way, Jake's adorable when he's being emphatic.
Photos: Flynet Onilne
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Photos: Flynet Onilne
Hey Cupcake says:
Huh? This is a date? SHE'S his date?
I call bull-sheeeitt.
sarah says:
I had coffee with a guy friend of mine recently and my fiance was no where in sight and it was as innocent as this whole situation appears. The only difference is I don't have a band of photographers following my every move. She's probably his cousin or something.
PinkWeenie says:
At least she is as frumpy and dumpy as he is.
Hot says:
Jake isn't frumpy or dumpy, he is HOT!!! Love him!!
Janine77 says:
That's got to be either his mom or his manager, there's no way he's dating her.
angie says:
Hmmm...not so much on fire here...kind of looks weanie-fied
joan durtz says:
That's my girl Arlette. She is his publicist, so pipe down Peanut Gallery!
silvarga says:
At first glance I thought for sure that that was his best hag. You know, the one you meet in high school/college and is always by your side to share the tub of ice cream and or/to walk past a hot guy to see if he's gay or straight?
I hope this is work related, or else Arlette should start charging double for "after-hours hagging".