I can never decide what I love most about Mariah Carey. Is it the fact that every outfit she owns is built around her giant breasts? Is it her cascading waves of hair, which are carefully styled to accentuate said breasts? Or maybe it's some of the choice quotes that she utters (thankfully) in the presence of a witness who can spread the quote so that it eventually hits my ears and I can smile and think, "Oh Mariah. You clearly live to amuse me." So, two things:
First off, she's dismissed rumors that she ever said she would rather share a stage with a pig than Jennifer Lopez and I TOTALLY believe her.
Secondly, she recently expressed a desire for what she believes is Stephen Hawking's mind-reading voice contraption saying, "I need Stephen Hawking's voice machine so I think and it comes out in a robot voice." OMG, I would LOVE for her to have a mind-reading machine. Can you imagine her walking around, with her army of assistants and security detail, having to listen to a robot voice saying, "My hair is pretty. I like shoes. Butterflies are awesome. I would rather share a stage with a pig than Jennifer Lopez..." all day long?
Photos: WENN
blah says:
I'm pretty sure that Steven Hawking would like to walk around being able to talk, and wear high heels on the stairmaster and wear skimpy dresses that are all the same and quite frankly too old for his age - I'm just guessing. Ya know, if he wasn't a guy or anything.
Cakespy says:
Oh Mariah...just please stop talking. Na, on second thought--keep talking, you're hilarious.
Jaclyn S. says:
I guess having an obesse body and an epic camel toe qualifies her to talk crap about others, not.
Jaclyn S. says:
I guess having an obese body and an epic camel toe qualifies her to talk crap about others, not.
Jaclyn S. says:
I guess having an obese body and an epic camel toe qualifies her to talk crap about others, not.
who cares? says:
I bet JLo is mortified about Mariah's comment.
M. says:
I pray that Jennifer Lopez doesn't commit suicide over skinny Mimi's statement.
Not surprised says:
It's so Mariah to make stupid remarks like that. it doesn't surprise me at all.
Mike says:
Mz Mariah needs a reality check...damn the girl is fatter than jlo.
Butters says:
I think it's just a rumor.
Butters says:
I think it's just a rumor.
Butters says:
I think it's just a rumor.
Butters says:
I think it's just a rumor.
Butters says:
I think it's just a rumor.
Butters says:
I think it's just a rumor.
Butters says:
I think it's just a rumor.
Butters says:
I think it's just a rumor.
Zelda F. says:
what did Butters say? I missed it.....
Healthy says:
Jaclyn S. said:
I guess having an obese body and an epic camel toe qualifies her to talk crap about others, not.
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Good Lord Girl, HOW can you call that obese??? Look at those photos of her, there's NO WAY the girl is obese, big tits, yeah, obese? No way!
Ewwww! says:
Ewwww! why does Mariah dress like a cheap whore?!?!?...If I was as fat as her, I would't dare to make comments like that. Hello??? she should take a look at herself in the mirror to see what a real pig looks like. Your 2nd shows her beer belly and her saddle bags, GROSS!!!
Ewwww! says:
Ewwww! why does Mariah dress like a cheap whore?!?!?...If I was as fat as her, I wouldn't dare to make comments like that. Hello??? she should take a look at herself in the mirror to see what a real pig looks like. Your 2nd shows her beer belly and her saddle bags, GROSS!!!
Ms. Hall says:
I think Mariah comment about JLo has less to do with JLo's weight but how she stole a song from her years ago. She doesn't respect her as a person.
jbonz says:
I've been looking all over the internet...where can I find that video of Mariah sharing a pig with JLo?
sara says:
Ah, you may check out http://www.casualpal.com, seems I saw it there, I can't remember it clearly.
jbonz says:
Jlo should ignore the Mariah's stupid remarks, because Mariah is as stupid as me.
the REAL jbonz says:
Touchy-touchy!
Someone has a lot of emotional capital invested in these dingaling divas, eh?
Eric says:
I would just like to say that for everybody who said that mariah carey is fat I think your just a bunch of angry hispanics who idolize j lo, because she was a nobody who made a nobody(selena) famous, and continue to obsess about everything, even those who are dead....
Who knows if she said it or not, i dont think it is that big of a deal, and i dont think it has any reference to anyone being fat.
mariah watcher says:
Are you guys kidding me? Mariah is HUUUUUUGELY OBESE!! (i.e. FAT!!!) Cant believe Cannon would marry her. Mo money?
Marie Boden says:
who ever said Mariah Carey is fat well she is not she is curvy and she looks fabulous with her body. why is every one stinking up for jlo. JLo thinks shes perfect