January 8, 2008

Tara Reid's Looking Hot

This guy really snagged himself a hot piece. Here's Tara Reid hopefully being escorted to some sort of clinic by Lily Allen's brother Alfie Allen in London. I hope he's had all his shots. How does this slag afford all the globe trotting? She must be handing out blowjobs like candy in first class. I know if I was straight, nothing would get my junk at attention more than a semi-conscious plastic surgery disaster hag "actress" vomiting on me in the cab and asking over and over if I love her. A certain percentage of the population wonders why some men are gay. I direct you to this photo, kind sir.

UPDATE: That's not Alfie Allen. Our bad. Alfie's way younger. We made a mistake. That guy is still a poor bastard, though. Godspeed, stranger!

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

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January 8, 2008 2:53 PM
Arundel says:

Weow, she's barely vertical! But that's not Alfie- Alfie is like, 17 years old or something. He WAS there at that event but that ain't him.

January 8, 2008 3:31 PM
peachpie says:

wow. are ya'll sure she's not related to britney?

January 8, 2008 8:51 PM
clark says:

that's because she hasn't eaten in like two weeks and she probably had a thimble of wine. she's wasted

January 9, 2008 5:58 AM
PansyAston says:

The word is y'all, peachy.
The girl is anorexic. I wonder when these poor "starlets" and poptarts and celebutantes are gonna start dropping like flies???

January 9, 2008 11:54 PM
Marshia says:

Isn't that dude Calum Best?

January 11, 2008 3:18 PM
DarjeelingUnlimited says:

He's not her boyfriend, he's her hag fag and a very hot one, to boot!

May 29, 2009 7:01 AM
stevve t says:

You people are all gay like the weirdo that posted these pics and wrote this artlicle ! She freakin hot!! Hotter with bad plastic surgery, then most women who never had any plastic surgery!! She's also a hot drunk babe !! LOL!!
Tara if you read this, I love you!! Always be hot to me!! Contact me> stroise@aol.com

May 29, 2009 7:02 AM
steve T says:

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