Looking about as distinct as a pair of khakis, Heidi Montag recently posed for Maxim wearing what look like some castoffs from the "Lady Marmalade" video for "Moulin Rouge." I'm sorry if I can't stand this woman but she just seems about as interesting as a cup of flour. I guess I should be saying, good for her that she's showcasing the body-part collection she's recently acquired through her plastic surgeon. Or maybe I should just shut up and be happy she's not singing and/or attempting to dance awkwardly.
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words escape me
no, wait:
Vapid
Talentless
Media Whore
hmmmmm guess I managed to come with a few after all
snowflake says:
Actually Heidi is singing and she has a song out and it's actually pretty good. Yeah I was surprised. But I'd rather see her making it than Paris Hilton.....
Boney says:
I'd hit it........
mojoman says:
*in yodeling voice* Yollei, yollei.. Heidi-heidi HO!!
heidi is a slut says:
she's like a used tampon... we only need it once and you just throw it away.... she's FUGLY!!!!