Trees Die Needlessly for Heidi Montag's Maxim Photo Spread

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Heidi Montag shows off her new nose and boobs in a revealing Maxim Magazine photo shootHeidi Montag shows off her new nose and boobs in a revealing Maxim Magazine photo shootHeidi Montag shows off her new nose and boobs in a revealing Maxim Magazine photo shoot

Looking about as distinct as a pair of khakis, Heidi Montag recently posed for Maxim wearing what look like some castoffs from the "Lady Marmalade" video for "Moulin Rouge." I'm sorry if I can't stand this woman but she just seems about as interesting as a cup of flour. I guess I should be saying, good for her that she's showcasing the body-part collection she's recently acquired through her plastic surgeon. Or maybe I should just shut up and be happy she's not singing and/or attempting to dance awkwardly.

Photos: MaximOnline.com




5 Comments

January 8, 2008 4:42 PM

words escape me

no, wait:

Vapid
Talentless
Media Whore

hmmmmm guess I managed to come with a few after all

January 8, 2008 5:33 PM

Actually Heidi is singing and she has a song out and it's actually pretty good. Yeah I was surprised. But I'd rather see her making it than Paris Hilton.....

I'd hit it........

January 9, 2008 5:02 AM

*in yodeling voice* Yollei, yollei.. Heidi-heidi HO!!

February 18, 2008 12:40 AM

she's like a used tampon... we only need it once and you just throw it away.... she's FUGLY!!!!

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