Lindsay Lohan's Old-Looking Ass Gets Sued

Now, I know Lindsay's had a rough couple of years, but how on Earth did she manage to age so badly and so quickly that she now looks like a forty-five year old Orange County housewife? The sun damage, the fried hair, the overuse of leather--it's all very disconcerting. But looking like her mother's twin sister is just one of her many problems at the moment with yet another individual suing Lindsay for her actions during a car chase last summer. Yeah, I know that with all the Britney stuff going on it seems like YEARS ago, but once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan commandeered a vehicle owned by someone else to chase her assistant and a passenger in the chased car is now suing for an unspecified amount. Maybe this is a suit that would have made sense a few years ago, but now I suspect that Lindsay is probably near broke and is making out with random Italian guys and selling the pictures to make rent. At the most, the woman might be able to snag this female Ford Fairlane costume Lindsay appears to be sporting.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

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