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Christina Aguilera has not given birth despite reports to the contrary

US Weekly is saying that Christina Aguilera's rep is saying she wasn't even in labor as of yesterday. E! Online says that her and husband Jordan Bratman gave birth to a baby boy and were text-messaging friends that baby was fine and Mom was ok and everything was peachy. Or orangey. Someone needs to disguise themselves as a MAC salesman and follow her ass around til' we get the real scoop. You know she can't pass up make-up. Orangina the Clown. Why are games being played with people's pregnancies? What's with the fakeouts and stuff? Just say you're knocked up, give birth, tell us, and then go on about your business. You're still going to get paid for the eventual photos no matter how much trickery you employ.

Christina Aguilera has not given birth despite reports to the contraryChristina Aguilera has not given birth despite reports to the contraryChristina Aguilera has not given birth despite reports to the contraryChristina Aguilera has not given birth despite reports to the contrary

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5 Comments

January 12, 2008 12:31 PM

Hopefully the press is the last to find out.
Jesus, leave people alone. This is a private and joyous occasion. You have already ruined Brittany's life. Give people a break.

Hopefully, the kid won't look like an orange peel. Really, what is Christina thinking with that horrible makeup? Even her bare, acne-scarred skin would look better.

Christina was six months along before she confirmed her pregnancy publicly. I expect this kid to be in grade school before we know s/he was born.

Um, Barbwire, you do get the relationship between the press hounding celebrities for photos/gossip and individuals clicking onto celebrity gossip websites, riiight?

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