Derek Jeter Wants Me to Switch from Haterade to His Sports Drink

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New York Yankee Derek Jeter appears onstage during MTVs Total Request Live

Little does Derek know that no other drink restores my electrolytes after a long, hard day of writing obnoxious blog posts about celebrities in quite the same way, so his efforts are fruitless.

Derek Jeter, Yankees shortstop, headed down to hang out with the youngun's over at MTV's TRL, promoting the launch of Gatorade's G2, set to run major advertising during the Super Bowl. The drink is being billed as a low-calorie beverage and apparently tastes best with saltine crackers, as I'm surmising from the pictures. Awesome, another sports drink that overweight couch potatoes can wear in their track suits and tennis shoes while watching TV so they can pretend they're doing something athletic. At least be kind and throw some caffeine in there, Derek.

New York Yankee Derek Jeter appears onstage during MTVs Total Request LiveNew York Yankee Derek Jeter appears onstage during MTVs Total Request LiveNew York Yankee Derek Jeter appears onstage during MTVs Total Request LiveNew York Yankee Derek Jeter appears onstage during MTVs Total Request Live
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New York Yankee Derek Jeter appears onstage during MTVs Total Request LiveNew York Yankee Derek Jeter appears onstage during MTVs Total Request LiveNew York Yankee Derek Jeter appears onstage during MTVs Total Request Live

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4 Comments

I saw the pictures, I was wondering what he was doing there. How lame.

He's so ugly and old looking now. Now wonder all the hot girls dump him. His herpes and his hairline are the worst that scared every hot girl away. Only old women and teen girls who think he's still he's the richest guy ever and since he acts like he's 10 yers old seem to be hooked on him. He's so ugly now and played out.

May 17, 2008 2:42 PM

he still looks o so good

December 30, 2008 9:54 PM

Pamela, you are ridiculous. Derek Jeter is the classiest man in all of baseball. I am eighteen years old and I am "hooked on him" because of the way he plays the game. He deserves everything he has and gives back to those who are less fortunate. Your sentences don't even make sense. Before you try and insult the best player in baseball, maybe you should pause to collect your thoughts.

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