Don't do it, Jerry. Run. Run far away. Tom Cruise and Jerry Seinfeld are best friends forever. The night after the two of them dined together with their wives in NYC, they hung out in Jerry's car garage. He's a collector. Tom brought Suri, because Suri is the Chosen One and could totally turn Jerry to the dark side. Seriously, Jerry Seinfeld needs to defend himsellf against cult intrusion. He's an irritating dude, but we need to stop losing our celebs to the Xenu minions. Will he be doing observational humor about body thetans? "Why is it when I get my personality audited...." Ugh. Tom needs to stop. We saw the video, we know he's straight-up insane. He talked about getting guns! They're planning a takeover. Run to the hills! Jerry's rep says that Jerry did take a Scientology course several years ago but plans on sticking with his Jewish faith. Until Suri's cosmic hypnogaze snares him!
Evil Charity says:
Um, isn't it cold this time of year in NY? That baby needs a friggin jacket!
shadygoddess says:
oh, a religion that allows you to only do what makes YOU happy? Gee, sweet, no wonder everyone is signing up for this Sh*t left, right, and center. Or, it's hypnosis. Lots and lots of it.
Pink76302003 says:
Seinfeld has already taken Scientology courses in the past, so TC is just re-farming old lands. Guess business is slow in Xenu-land.
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/faq-you/celeb.txt
angie says:
Heard of the "No child left behind" education initiative? Well, looks like he's doing the "no celeb left behind" shit for Scientology..
Second pic I've seen of Suri outdoors in NYC with no coat. Tiny Tom, get out of your trance and take care of your child...if you're wearing a coat, then the child needs a coat. I mean, she is flesh and blood, right...which means she should feel the cold COLD in JANUARY in NYC!!!!!!!
massmom says:
Seinfeld admitted to exploring Scientology some time back. He's got lots of money, a lifetime of residuals, and is still pretty popular. He's the perfect mark for the Scientologists. Funny, I thought Seinfeld was too cynical to be a Scientologist. If he signs up he'll cement his reputation as a delusional, brainwashed, megalomaiac like Cruise. Larry David - rescue him before it's too late!
Bill Cosby says:
What will Seinfeld reveal in his audit?
"So I came when the mohel cut off my foreskin. What's the deal with mohels? Do they get paid extra to play anus bingo with you? Why did he have dingleberries in his hair dangles?"