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"Laguna Beach"/"Hills" douche Brody Jenner is swearing up and down that he didn't kiss Paris Hilton. On New Year's Eve. He's saying this through cracked herpes lips. Kidding. Seriously, these people all suck in general, but I don't blame this guy. Who the hell wants to admit that? This all started when photos surfaced from LAX in Vegas on New Year's Eve. Paris was depicted snogging some dude in a baseball cap and t-shirt that looked like what Jenner was wearing. Douche was denying that it was him at the Stoli Hotel opening in MIami on Wednesday. Brody said ""I've never made out with Paris Hilton so that's false. False rumors!" Oh someone should have hurled a bottle or thrown a drink. Damn, he sounds like a knob. He continued to say that he's good friends with Paris but "I would love to see proof of us kissing because that's never happened. I swear.' If Paris had a soul or any sort of human feelings, she might be hurt by this!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
Ruby Jackson says:
Whoever she's kissing is wearing glasses. Does Brody wear glasses?
abin says:
Brody was not in Laguna beach, get your facts right.
danielle says:
thats not him...the guy in the picture is wearing a white hat and glasses. brody has a black trucker hat and no glasses
Misty says:
That's not him unless Brody magically grew a full beard in two hours.
Misty says:
That's not him unless Brody magically grew a full beard in two hours.
Hey Cupcake says:
What is he scratching in those first two photos?
idiots...all of you says:
uh, guys...
those pics were taken on two different nights.
there's another pic from the NYE shindig where you can see he's wearing the EXACT same thing that they guy kissing Parisite is.
It's him. I don't know how he thinks he can deny it.
carlyy says:
What the heck the guys kissing paris IS NOT brody, they look totally different.