Act your age, momma! Not your Xenu-worshippin' body-thetan pluckin' reincarnated shoe size! I know Scientology saved NYC after 9/11 (insert eye roll) but don't let it age your ass just because your gay husband wants you to look like some sort of old diva. Ugh. Not only is Katie Holmes' appearance all out of whack, but she's getting some crap reviews for her new flick "Mad Money". The New York Post says "Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary," the reviewer writes. "Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of years to zap the talent out of her like this?" That's easy. Go to our Archive section, click on Katie Holmes and start reading, kid. The New York Times thought that Katie is "the movie's weakest link." The movie looks painful anyways, but damn - how can you not be all bubbly acting with zany Diane Keaton? She must give off some energy. Look at those nutty clothes!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
huh? says:
according to other blogs, that freak did not complete the NYC marathon but took credit for doing it....what an insult to the people who actually train and run the whole 26 miles! there's evidence that she just kinda swooped in to grab the glory and spotlight for Xenu (i guess - it was probably Tom's plan.......)
Zil says:
That's her Thetan Fembot uniform...for those days when she's just hanging out at the Scientology Celebrity Center completing her clay table work.
Applespice says:
Just the previews of that movie are painful.
Of course- I have a co-worker who'd dying to see it. But she also has Glitter and Crossroads in her top ten list of greatest movies of all time...
ivette says:
She looks like Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka
bim says:
Applespice said:
Just the previews of that movie are painful.
Of course- I have a co-worker who'd dying to see it. But she also has Glitter and Crossroads in her top ten list of greatest movies of all time...
one word... SHE'S GONE BONKAS
misc says:
@ ivette
*lol* so true! She just looks awful, with her helmet hair and those HUGE sunglasses. Everytime I see a picture of her it looks like she's aged a few years. It seems like her hubby is just trying to age her so that he doesn't feel so creepy for dating someone half his age who had posters of him on her wall and dreamed of marrying him when she was a kid. If she ever breaks away from creepy and gets her life back, I bet she'll regret waisting her young and pretty years trying to look old.
alley says:
Actually the NY Times said that Katie Holmes's underwritten character, Jackie, is the movie's weakest link, not Holmes herself.
"The movie's weakest link is Ms. Holmes's underwritten Jackie, a one-note character who dances around the bank wearing headphones."
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/01/18/movies/18mad.html?ref=movies
Mitsu says:
I can't quite put my finger on it, but it kind of seems like her skin tone is sort of off these days, too. It seems darker and kind of greyish. Like she has no glow, no vibrancy. It doesn't help that she's using that brownish lipstick, either. That and the insect-eye oversized sunglasses make her look like some dreadful creature that's come to suck the life out of us, not the fresh young woman we thought she was. I'll bet she's on some kind of "mother's little helper" pills.