I love that chick in the back who's like "you out your mind, girl". Please, if anyone has any pull out there, PLEASE get me an invite to this meltdown! I would probably give my right teste to be front and center for Britney at a party. Chips, dips, chains, whips! Someone who loves me, please work on it. So Britney went on a midnight shopping spree last night. She was all dolled up in a men's shirt and ripped fishnets and some seriously greasy hair. Like slap some bacon on it and fry it up! Her new best friend besides Sam lufti and Adnan Ghalib is Danish playboy Claus Hjelmbak, who accompanied her to Kitson last night. Where she hopefully bought some shampoo and a comb. He's convinced Britney to host his party, the Scandanavian Style Mansion, on Feb. 1. But which one of her personalities will be front and center. There's some completely bullshit story about Britney having disassociative identity disorder. That's what they're chalking up her British accent to. Supposedly she has a personality that's British and she doesn't remember what she did when she was in that mode. Which is the reason she supposedly missed her depositions. This is awesome, and totally laughable. First off, if she's going to have multiple personalities, watch Viki on "One Life To Live". That lady TURNS IT OUT with the different identities. Secondly, this diagnosis was made by the trained psychologists over at TMZ. Need I say more? That's a totally hot reason to get out of stuff. I couldn't make my jury duty because Wanda came out and took us to Brazil. Awesome. By the way, Britney says she's "happy" according to Danish guy. Who wouldn't be? Insanity is freeing.
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Marykate says:
How appropriate that she bought Fruity Pebbles cereal!
citmyway says:
OMG, WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST GO AWAY!!!! Please stop posting stuff about her. We all need to boycott Britney and maybe for the Love of GOD she's just go away. I don't understand why I always have to look at her stupid face with her stupid weave. Does she have a personality that will make her FUCKIN GO AWWWWWWAAAAAYYYYY!!!! I'm so serious.......please STOP
rootabega says:
i second that emotion
She's A Loser says:
Oh yeah, that's what she should be doing - hosting a big bash - since she lost visitation rights of her little boys. "Stupid is as stupid does, Lt. Dan., ice creeeeeeeeeeam, Lt. Dan."
Hey I know...why doesn't someone host a telethon for Britney? Who'd make the best MC?
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
Yeah, fuckin' grow a pair and stop posting this Britney Bullshit. Which Bush government aide is paying you to write about her in order to help push her media coverage in order to drown out serious news about the war?
MissDany says:
U kill me J Harvey. I am ove Brit Brit too-- but I still read your posts about her because U are damn funny and make work bearable.
FreakyZ says:
"Wanda took us to Brazil" oh my gosh I actually did laugh out loud to that one hahaaaaahhaa..
Metheuseus says:
The Mossad never lets her out of their site.
Is Sam actually wearing a t-shirt advertising the Mossad symbolized by putting an "M" on it?
Metheuseus says:
The Mossad never lets her out of their site.
Is Sam actually wearing a t-shirt advertising the Mossad symbolized by putting an "M" on it?
Hollywood Jews control the message.
Metheuseus says:
What is MRM? Mr. Mossad?
Your Mom says:
Potato chips, Fruity Pebbles and Glade air freshener.
That's a well balanced diet in Britney World!
No wonder she is the picture of health.
Your Mom says:
Potato chips, Fruity Pebbles and Glade air freshener.
That's a well balanced diet in Britney World!
Now wonder she is the picture of health.