I'm really, really sorry about your big noses. I'm really sorry about how greedy you are. But most of all I'm really sorry about you dirty, underhanded, backstabbing ways.
Your number one dirty Jew fan,
Mel Gibson.
Blah: "Ashes" is a cricket-related term. England and Australia play Test series cricket to win "The Ashes" - which are indeed ashes - Wikipedia explains:
"The series is named after a satirical obituary published in an English newspaper, The Sporting Times, in 1882 after the match at The Oval in which Australia beat England on an English ground for the first time. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The English media then dubbed the next English tour to Australia (1882-83) as the quest to regain The Ashes.
During that tour in Australia, a small terracotta urn was presented as a gift to the England captain Ivo Bligh by a group of Melbourne women. The contents of the urn are reputed to be the ashes of an item of cricket equipment, possibly a bail, ball or stump. Some Aborigines hold that The Ashes are in fact those of King Cole, the cricketer who toured England with the 1868 Aboriginal team. The Dowager Countess of Darnley, meanwhile, claimed recently that her mother-in-law (and Bligh's wife), Florence Morphy, said that they were the remains of a lady's veil."
Each year the Aussies in Hollywood get together to help the Tourism Commission raise the profile of Australia as a tourist destination - the cricket match each year is just a tiny part of that.
Aren't ya glad ya asked?
Aussie-in-Exile-in-Canada
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James says:
"Fucking Jews!"
joan durtz says:
I'm a racist bigot! Aaaaahhh
kushiro says:
"Sugartits for dessert? Yum!"
James says:
"Fucking gays"
blah says:
Mel Gibson is the Christian Tom Cruise. Bat shit crazy for his religion. We need a high profile Muslim to balance it out.
What the hell is Ashes for Aussies? That sounds like a funeral thing.
Sassafrassy says:
I'm really, really sorry about your big noses. I'm really sorry about how greedy you are. But most of all I'm really sorry about you dirty, underhanded, backstabbing ways.
Your number one dirty Jew fan,
Mel Gibson.
(Family Guy)
neurofilly says:
Blah: "Ashes" is a cricket-related term. England and Australia play Test series cricket to win "The Ashes" - which are indeed ashes - Wikipedia explains:
"The series is named after a satirical obituary published in an English newspaper, The Sporting Times, in 1882 after the match at The Oval in which Australia beat England on an English ground for the first time. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The English media then dubbed the next English tour to Australia (1882-83) as the quest to regain The Ashes.
During that tour in Australia, a small terracotta urn was presented as a gift to the England captain Ivo Bligh by a group of Melbourne women. The contents of the urn are reputed to be the ashes of an item of cricket equipment, possibly a bail, ball or stump. Some Aborigines hold that The Ashes are in fact those of King Cole, the cricketer who toured England with the 1868 Aboriginal team. The Dowager Countess of Darnley, meanwhile, claimed recently that her mother-in-law (and Bligh's wife), Florence Morphy, said that they were the remains of a lady's veil."
Each year the Aussies in Hollywood get together to help the Tourism Commission raise the profile of Australia as a tourist destination - the cricket match each year is just a tiny part of that.
Aren't ya glad ya asked?
Aussie-in-Exile-in-Canada
I just fucked your Rabbi says:
yeah, fuck the fuckin Jews. Those monkeys are screwing us over by way of mass media.
Shelly says:
"This how I feel about the Bush years"
Kandarr says:
Gibson is awesome. YOU MUST PAY HOMAGE.
Kandarr says:
Gibson is awesome. YOU MUST PAY HOMAGE.