Burlesque artist/ex-Marilyn Manson handler Dita Von Teese just signed on to be the new face and bust of WonderBra. Dita will be designing her own burlesque-inspired underwear line for the brand. So save up for that giant prop martini glass so you can climb on in and give your significant other a show straight from the 40's! Dita will be featured in a WonderBra photoshoot in Paris for the next few weeks. Besides rolling around in champagne glasses, and fanning herself with giant feathers, Dita is also an author. And corset wearer. She gets her waist down to sixteen and a half inches. Is that allowed? How do you swallow potato chips? Then again, I can't see her being much for the snack food.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
peachpie says:
i'm shocked at this gal showing the tops of her stockings like that. she is usually so proper in her habille, and that is just... a gaffe. it doesn't look good. it doesn't look sexy. it doesn't look like it was supposed to show. it looks like an awful mistake. or an awful choice.
but then again, that's just my opinion. and there's no doubt that gerard, or some alias, will rip me a new one for it. lol.
Blue Velveeta says:
Skank!
Ugh says:
I think she is God awful ugly.
Ernestine says:
Nice fur, Dita. You just posed for PETA, right? Yeah. That's what I thought.
God, I can't STAND this woman. Take away the makeup and the hair and she'd be the homeliest woman alive. What the hell does she DO, besides marry weird people, show up to events, and refuse to smile?
Glamourous, shamourous. Her real name is fucking HEATHER, for Christ's sake!
zakisa says:
Wonderbra is sinking low.
Charisma says:
I actually think Dita Von Teese is a stunning woman, and even without her make-up she looks sweet and sexy for her age. The fur will be vintage- it's been dead for 50years and isn't coming back so I doubt you can slate her there. And she IS a stripper, so she does show more than just the tops of her stockings, but I respect her neo-Burlesque and intend to bring about my own brand of burlesque too. She's a very well-paid and hard working model, and I personally like her as a role model. I won't defend her to the death like an obsessionist, but I do think highly of her. In my opinion, she deserves to be Wonderbra's girl.