So there's word (isn't there always word) that the Jackson 5 are planning on reuniting for a tour this summer. Who in the hell would go to that? For the car crash factor alone maybe, but that's a motley crew. Jermaine Jackson has been flapping his gums that Michael Jackson has been thinking about taking part. Hopefully in a burqua. That man is a child-catching goblin! Sister Janet doesn't think Mike's up for it, yet. Well, yeah, I wouldn't want a stadium full of people fixating on my plastic surgery armageddon face and wondering about my predilection for sharing my bed with kiddies while I tried to sing and dance, either. Janet says ""I know it's been kind of tough for Mike. Maybe he just wants to continue to be a solo artist and if that's what he wants, you have to respect his wishes. But what an impact it (a reunion) would have on the world. (I'd) be the first in line to buy a ticket." Impact on the world? Is this bitch high? What is this - Jesus & The Apostles: The Descending Tour? And as for her buying a ticket, she better save that money to buy some copies of her new album when it comes out. The public's been a little fickle about Ms. Janet since she whipped her boob out at that football game thingy.
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peachpie says:
yes, Mr. Harvey, she must be high. it would be necessary, in order for her to believe that crazy mess she said.
silvarga says:
Why the f*ck is Jermaine Dupris wearing a Paris Hilton t-shirt?
janejax says:
It's funny you mention the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" incident from the Superbowl very close to a Justin Timberlake piece. as you may remember it was Justin that exposed Miss Jackson's boob and HE never took any heat for the incident. Racism? Sexism?
Oh and that Paris shirt is nasty, why the hell didn't you mention that in your catty write up?
janejax says:
It's funny you mention the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" incident from the Superbowl very close to a Justin Timberlake piece. as you may remember it was Justin that exposed Miss Jackson's boob and HE never took any heat for the incident. Racism? Sexism?
Oh and that Paris shirt is nasty, why the hell didn't you mention that in your catty write up?
Michelle says:
What kind of credibility do you expect when you promote P Hilton on your shirt?? Please man! Show some respect for your woman, not the whore of America!
killorn says:
I think the real issue is what the fonz is going on with that t-shirt
cuddlesmcgee says:
No one likes the Jacksons because they openly lie and try to conceal their psychotic behavior and freak-perversness from public scrutiny. Well La Toya broke free and spilled some secrets for a little while, fearing for the children and people they had adversely affected., but then she got afraid, retracted her confessions and scuttled back to live with the jealous-looney-family ties.
Ruby Jackson says:
I've been saying for a long time if Michael Jackson wants to win his fans back, he should re-record an old Jackson 5 song. But, the tour is a bad idea.
Julie says:
That dude is gross
Julie says:
That dude is gross
Julie says:
That dude is gross
Julie says:
That dude is gross
Julie says:
That dude is gross
Julie says:
That dude is gross
Julie says:
That dude is gross
sandy says:
#3 beat me to it. I was going to say the same thing. How is it that since the industry want to keep Justin in the limelight, it was just Janet on that stage. Her boob may have been exposed, but she was not up there alone and the person that was continues to be treated like a prince with his nontalented ass. He could only wish he stay in this industry as long as Janet has survived.
sandy says:
#3 beat me to it. I was going to say the same thing. How is it that since the industry want to keep Justin in the limelight, it was just Janet on that stage. Her boob may have been exposed, but she was not up there alone and the person that was continues to be treated like a prince with his nontalented ass. He could only wish he stay in this industry as long as Janet has survived.
Greg says:
The Jacksons are no different than anybody else,
their nor perfect. It's easy for you to hate on the Jacksons because their lives are so public,amd they've been so successful.I wonder what kind of skeletons you have in your own closets. Scary to even think about it.