Dita, Posh and Claudia Hit the Runway after Some Lasik Surgery

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It looks as if the front row of the Ronald Mouret fashion show in Paris were populated with some very realistic mannequins bearing the likeness of Dita Von Teese, Claudia Schiffer and Victoria Beckham. I love this picture of the three of them, looking like a very fashion-forward version of Three Blind Mice. I want them to hang out more often, in their matching poses and sunglasses and possibly get a TV show where they fight crime.

Dita can be the sweet, but calculating seductress with a penchant for torturing suspects into confessing, Claudia can use magic tricks that she learned during her marriage to David Copperfield and Victoria can combine high-kicks learned on the soccer field with husband, David Beckham, and her lethal stilettos to assassinate evil political leaders and purse snatchers. I wish the writers' strike would end so I can finally sell my hit show that I thought of two minutes ago.

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More photos of from the Roland Mouret show featuring Victoria Beckham, Dita Von Teese and Claudia Schiffer are after the jump.

(Hint - Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)

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8 Comments

January 23, 2008 4:51 PM

i would TOTALLY watch that show! i'd love to see Posh assassinate the PM of some country with her manolos and watch Claudia use the ploy of doing magic tricks to get some girl's info to see if she's "suggestable" enough to seduce.

at any rate, i'm sure it would be better than Cashmere Mafia.

January 23, 2008 4:58 PM

"three blind mice", LMAO!!!!!!!!

P.S.
~ Heath... on my mind ~

January 23, 2008 5:02 PM

sounds a bit like Fox Force Five....
except with 3 people.
and minus uma thurman.

and lol @ 3 blind mice! excellent primo!

January 23, 2008 10:43 PM

You REALLY need to fact check before you post a blog; that's how really bad rumours get started. Claudia was never married to David Copperfield.

MEETING THE THREE "TURDS".

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would watch it too!! "...after some lasik surgery.."... LOL.....very funny...the entire post. Nice one.

I think it's really funny how when they sit, they seem almost the same height, yet when they're standing claudia ist almost a head taller ^^

November 14, 2008 1:27 AM

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