Here's a blind Eva Longoria being led around by hairburner to the stars, Ken Paves. She was blinded in a Loreal Preference hair color mishap. I saw her during ProjRun, muscling in on Heather Locklear's commercial territory. Heather needs to throw down and toss that bitch out before she takes over. Does Jessica Simpson know her bff Eva Longoria is canoodling with her main gay? Why is that we gays often link arms with our straight lady friends? I've pulled that before. It just seems...right somehow. Is one of us the grandmother substitute? You're walking around in the cold with your hag, and you just link arms. I don't get it. It's biological. Anyway, in Eva Longoria news, she's outed her husband, San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker, as a ham. She says that he often fakes injuries on the basketball court to insure that a foul is called. I don't know how basketball works because it's boring as hell and the men aren't my type. NO I DON'T MEAN BLACK, there's white guys in basketball, too. I mean tall. I'm not climbing any trees. Anyway, Eva says "sometimes he acts to get the flagrant foul or, to sell the foul more, he'll throw himself on the floor and really play it up more than what it is." She says that she gets nervous that Tony might really be injured. You should be more nervous that psychotic models are making up stories about him. You never know if it's foreshadowing.
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Arnie says:
OMG what has he done to his eyes? Horrid eye job!!
Jesse D says:
Holy crap. I haven't even read the story yet. Ony saw the headline, and the picture and spit Dr Pepper ALL OVER my keyboard at work. Sweet.
gabe says:
Ken is clearly loving the cosmetic surgeries as much as his BFFs. Check out those lips baby!!