The tiny actress showed up on the British talk show, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, talking about what she's been up to as an out-of-work actress these past three months during the writers' strike. According to Eva, "I'm in heaven! I've gained ten pounds, I pig out on pizza!" Um, yeah. I'm pretty sure she's lying. Unless she's started buying wigs made out of lead.
Eva was promoting her new film, "Over Her Dead Body," and chatted about her relationship with her new hubby, Tony Parker, saying that they're still enjoying the "honeymoon phase" and that she has yet to pass gas in front of him. As she tells it, "I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery." Nothing tantalizes a man more than wondering when exactly it is that his wife is expelling those gases that build up inside. I bet he's getting a boner right now, just thinking about it.
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Caffeine Queen says:
Why is she stealing Liza Minelli's clothes?
Nanc' says:
Damn, I'm tired of women and men thinking that feeling comfortable enough to piss, shit and fart in front of their S.O.s means they are somehow more "connected".
These are the same people who complain that the "romance is gone." Go figure.
Dumbasses.
Shaffffondddda says:
I does not believes that she don't fart near her man. She crazy.
Lola says:
She has not put on 10 pounds; she just said that so people will be in awe of her.
beyonce says:
Damn dude looks so beautiful. Her profile was found on millionaire&celeb dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. Is dude single now? Just curious.
Crack Kills says:
She doesn't look like she gained any weight to me, although she certainly needs to. Girlfriend don't look healthy.
cosmo says:
I've been married for three years and I still DO NOT fart in front of my hubby :)
It's kinda NOT sexy to do that don't ya think?
cosmo says:
I've been married for three years and I still DO NOT fart in front of my hubby :)
It's kinda NOT sexy to do that don't ya think?
random says:
Damn Eva, that's messed up teasing him saying he's wondering when you let out all that gas lol. I'd love to see her let one rip, when you are that hot and are teasing about it it just makes you wonder lol. Myabe she's a really good farter and can blast Tony away in a competition lol. And to answer Cosmo's question, no, fart in front of your hubby, it's not NOT sexy...if you're hot. Lol.