Lindsay Lohan's Dad Fancies Himself to Be Walker Texas Ranger

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It looks like we caught Lindsay in the middle of doing a commercial for "Ariva," but these pictures were taken when the young actress was seen leaving Da Silvano restaurant for a quick bite to eat so that's clearly not the case. Since I Googled it and found out that Ariva is some kind of disolvable tobacco product, I'm guessing La Lohan is probably trying to quit her smoking habit. I could be wrong, but I'm guessing she's trying to downgrade to something smokeless and then kicking it from there. At least, that's why my boyfriend started chewing tobacco and I learned firsthand what a "spitter" is for. It's about as sexy as it sounds.

While Lindsay's dealing with her tobacco demons, it sounds like her father is focusing on keeping her away from any hard drugs. According to Michael Lohan, "I've been looking for the people who've been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs," he dished to the New York Daily News. "And come hell or high water, one day I'm going to find these guys and I'm going to expose them."

I'm sure there's a very admirable intent in there somewhere, but once again, Michael Lohan can't ever do anything remotely nice without alerting the media about it. I'm surprised we don't get phone calls when he experiences a particularly satisfying bowel movement.

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Photos: Splash/ Pacific Coast News Online

More photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving 'Da Silvano' restaurant are after the jump.

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Photos: Splash/ Pacific Coast News Online




7 Comments

Jeesuz, she looks so old!!
*Addictive Personality Disorder Barbie*... special *kung-fu grip* variant.

She's actually being paid by Ariva to promote their product. In most of her recent pictures she's been toting it around. She's desperate for cash and no one will hire her so she's doing whatever she has to.

if she's so poor, why does she always a different fur coat on everytime she goes out, wish I was that poor. She's an idiot, but a good dresser, I think.

The only things which comes in mind after seeing this WHORE is:
- YAK, YAK!!
- an extremely smelly, dirty and rotten PUSSY!!
- a very tricky TRICKER!!
- "DANGEROUS".

She's developing that "Skeletor" jawline that makes her mother such a horror to look at.
Clack-clack-clack.

She looks terribly old for her age. She looks like s---! Of course noone will hire her, she is a liar. I think she is still using, just keeping it low. If she would have been straight all of this time, she would be looking really healthy by now and of course SMILING in these photos she looks like she hates the world!! No, just the ones who know she's lying about her drug use. And on top of all of that, she is still a whore, screwing anyone and everyone! She is pathetic!

January 28, 2008 6:41 PM

Lisa, do you not read your site? She's been appearing everywhere with a pack of Ariva placed cleverly in her hand.

Usually I'm not one to go on about them looking old or what not but yeah, she does look really bad here. No, not bad, rough.

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