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Ugh, did they let her in? Here's Paris Hilton with reality tv chick Britney Gastineau rolling up at lesbian nightspot The Falcon in LA. Sounds more like a guy-type place, but that's probably the point. Do lesbians in LA have a place as nice as the Planet on "The L Word". That place looks hot. You can get brunch, and it's a coffee bar, and then it's got a DJ or a band on weekends. And you can see Shane, who I am totally in love with. Seriously, Katherine Moenig needs to break my heart and walk away. Anyway, Paris put on her couch and a wig and faked gay for the evening. That's so irritating. Nothing is more irritating to me than a chick faking she's a dyke. Does it annoy dykes too? I hope some UPS driver bottled her off the head.


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More photos of Paris Hilton arriving at Falcon club, a lesbian nightspot in Hollywood, are after the jump.

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7 Comments

Yes lesbians hate this fake shit too. I am not a fad! So annoying. But whats worse is when two straights kiss. All of a sudden no one knows how to kiss anymore..they stand about a foot apart and then battling one another with their tongues! SOOO not sexy. Further, we have enough of our own slags!

Well, the faux dykons at university were called "LUGs" ("lesbian until graduation") and the lezbots were seriously irritated by them, too.

She's irritating, 100%, and didn't go to college, mouth-breather that she is, so it stands to reason that she'd be catching up to her pretend lesbian phase now. Gastineau, too. Both of them are total pie faces.

There was a hardcore gay leather bar in Atlanta called The Falcon in the 90s, with a leather shop in the basement called Saks Fist Avenue. So you're right, it does sound like a dude place, doesn't it?

January 28, 2008 4:13 PM

Parasite is bi.. even bestial for enough money. She is such a lying-selfish loser and cruel nobody likes her anymore.

January 28, 2008 6:34 PM

Muffin, there's an Onion article that mocks that exact thing, here's the link: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38823.

I just hate girls that have to do that for attention. I'm shameless and like to be the centre of attention but I draw the line at appearing desperate. I think. I hope. Regardless, despite my husband's contstant pleas.

there are more pictures on the L Word sister site Ourchart.com. Paris is a joke, the lesbians are just pretending.

January 28, 2008 7:49 PM

I am in love with Kate Moennig too. She's SEXY as hell.

Tuolin

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