Pamela Anderson Seeks Solace From Jesus In A Bag

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Here's Pamela Anderson escorting her son Brandon Lee to a basketball game in Malibu. Is the kid used to her weekly husbands? I don't know what store she's shopping at, but it gave her a Jesus bag. Maybe whatever's in there can assist her in whatever spiritual crisis she's been going through for the last umpteen years. Marriages to mangy rock stars, more boob surgery than every tramp in Hollywood combined, her new "job" as a magician's assistant. And it's taking it's toll on her. Her recent married in a Vegas hotel lobby to a sex tape guy and going back and forth about divorcing his ass can't be helping. Whatever freshness she had when she was on "Baywatch" and running down the beach has become a stagnant tide pool. She needs to rest. And maybe take a couple of IV's.

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Photos: Flynet Online




25 Comments

Not a bad looking kid...I sure hope he and his brother are getting some good adult role-modeling from their school and sport connections, because they sure don't have much to draw on at home. I don't see Pam's behavior all that much different than that of Britney these days, she's just more low-key about it. She sure isn't looking very healthy and her revolving door of men certainly isn't good for her children...or her, for that matter.

January 29, 2008 9:23 AM

Zekers - yes, Pam and Tommy were the Britney and Kevin of the nineties. I remember a custody battle and did Tommy do time for beating her up or something equally unwholesome?

Pam's looking as rough as a bag of hammers these days. I wish she'd get rid of the ridiculous chest. She is tiny but the chest makes her look fat from the waist up.

Yeah green cardigan, I remember that too. He beat her up, she divorced him and then married him again.

Agreed about the chest too; its not working for her at all.

Green -- hilarious...

I have a chest that size NATURALLY and I always tell my friends that I would LOVE to be at least 2 sizes smaller. Why the h*ll do women do this to themselves??? YUCK!

Well T-Bone, you just blew your cover...

Was I under cover, Zekers? Hmmmmm....wasn't necessarily trying to be. I just assume 90% of the people out here are women. Of course there are a few men as well (some nice, some crude), but I don't think many. People have assumed I'm male, but I just let them assume whatever they want ;)

Maybe.......JUST MAYBE HE'S IN IT!!
who knows?

January 29, 2008 11:03 AM

only you know what you are talking about Gerard.

I always guessed you were a girl T-Bone.
I'm an A cup, that's not a barrel of laughs either. Chicken fillets just don't cut it for me. A happy medium of a B/C cup would be the ideal :)

It would also be wise to remember that the woman does also have Hepatitis C. One can manage the disease and live many years but, it is a chronic condition and the number one reason for liver transplants in the United States. She's not my favorite person in the whole wide world but she does have a chronic disease.
Peace

I was quite certain that you were of the smarter persuasion, so I got a chuckle out of comments about you being tall, dark and male!

...and green cardigan, I was too until I had a baby, now I'm in C territory. Getting some breasts was great, having my feet go up a size and a half was not.

...and gerard, well, I guess he thinks Jesus is IN her bag? Coherent thoughts don't seem to come his way very often...imagine being stuck in an elevator with him!

Tall, dark and male....;) Love it, Zekers.

They got the dark part right, being Italiano and all... but that's about it ;)

Sorry about the A's, Green ;) The D's are no better though (and I refuse to admit that I'm even in that range, by the way. I tell my friends they're C's and they just laugh at me).

January 29, 2008 11:39 AM

i tell my friends I'm a b cup and they snigger at me!! I went bra shopping with my sister last weekend and I was browsing through the aisles and she pipes up ' hey, the trainer bras are over there!':)
But hey! you've got to roll with the punches right?

Pam made me cry with the way she's looking lately. Girl is looking rough! You know it's bad when you make baby jesus cry. I'm not in the bag yo, don't know where she got that from. Peace

"snigger" I love it! I'll have to borrow that one green!

Small breasts won't hang down to your waist when you get old, (the old torpedo t*ts) so that's a bonus!

Easy Zekers! I'm working hard to keep these things up! ;)

LMAO @ T-Bone! We are probably the same size in the "chestal" region and I've been in denial for y-e-a-r-s. Likely because I associate D-cup with Penthouse and Hustler magazines.

But back to the topic: as a Canadian, I used to adore Pam (we blindly support our own, especially when they make it big in the States). Now I've taken my blinders off and realize how truly facked she really is. Always claimed her boys were the #1 priority. Gee, when did that change? Between quickie marriages to Kid and Soloman? It's a shame...her kids are adorable. Hope they avoid the same destiny as the Spears and Lohans.

You gals know nothing, trying being an all natural H cup, then you'll have something to complain about, and no amount of getting down to a dress size 2 or having kids will do anything about it. Only a breast reduction will help this girl out :-(. You guys should really, honestly be happy with what you have. I'd be happy to be either of your sizes at this point.

And OT: Yeah Pam is looking rougher every year, yuck-o.

Dayum...Anon that is painful! You'd better be in line for some good luck and great fortune coming your way because it's unfair to saddle a woman with H cup breasts.

I'll never complain again [hangs head in shame]

See T-Bone, just when you think you have it bad, someone comes along...whoa, I can't even fathom an H cup...oye! I'll keep my teacups, thank you!

Size 2 with H CUPS???? MY GOD IN HEAVEN!

You're right Zekers...it's all relative ;)

January 29, 2008 5:18 PM

the kid is really cute, though. I'm pretty sure he'll grow up to be stunning.

January 29, 2008 5:19 PM

the kid is really cute, though. I'm pretty sure he'll grow up to be stunning.

January 29, 2008 5:21 PM

the kid is really cute, though. I'm pretty sure he'll grow up to be stunning.

So many hot 40+ year olds out there...

see what all that baywatch sun did...

January 29, 2008 10:44 PM

L@@KY here, I go to work, come home, and the secrets of the universe have been revealed during my absence. ((I'm ALWAYS LATE TO THE PARTY!!!)) T-Bone is actually a woman! Did NOT see that one coming. I just thought you were an incredibly sensitive, compassionate, logical, level headed man. Well DUH, from that, I SHOULD have known better, shouldn't I? I've been on both sides of the fence when it comes to hooters. When I was young and really thin (smoked ALL the time) the girls were small. Older & heavier, they're just in the way of life and beautiful clothes. One of these days, I'll have the reduction. I BELIEVE IN PLASTIC SURGERY just not HUGE breasts - can't understand why girls do this these days!!!! Oh, the blog! I really wish Pammy would pull it together and put her boys, health, (mental & physical) to the front of the line. Stop marrying the skanky, loser men she seems so fond of.

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