Is she crying because she got to meet Victoria Beckham, or is she crying because she's terrified and thinks she's being menaced by an alien? I vote for the latter. Here's Posh Spice promoting her new line of jeans, DVB, at Saks Fifth Avenue in my hometown of Boston! Not to generalize about girls from Revere, but the joke is that they all have big hair and tough accents and a lot of make-up. And they're a lot of smoking butts and tanning going on with them. And attacking other girls who look at their boyfriends in clubs. I know some very nice ladies from Revere who don't fit that bill but what are you gonna do? Everyone's always assuming things about each other. Women who first meet me and know I'm gay always ask me if I want to go shopping with them. No, I don't want to go shopping! Damn, unless you're paying! Who the hell wants to watch you try on jeans? I'd rather watch your husband try on jeans! Priorities!
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rob says:
Revere. oh god.
Sassafrassy says:
J. Harvey, you should have wriiten it as it is pronounced, RAHVEEEA.
T-Bone says:
I'd be crying too, if I met her. But not out of happiness.
peachpie says:
and by smoking butts, i presume you mean cigarettes and not smokin' hot derrieres?
FuntKase says:
LISA TIMMONS IS GAY??
I knew it! Such jealousy and bitterness could only come from a raging dyke.
Nancy Roxo says:
Hi, that teary little is me, and im from Connecticut.....REVERE? wtf is that? hahahha
Nancy Roxo says:
Hi, that teary little is me, and im from Connecticut.....REVERE? wtf is that? hahahha
Nancy Roxo says:
Hi, that little teary eyed girl is me, and I'm from Connecticut! REVERE...wtf is that? haha it's funny how crazy these people are!
Sasha says:
It sounded like a J.Harvey post but it says Lisa TImmons.
True says:
Which of the 3 ugly chicks is Victoria ?
Why buy those equally ugly jeans ?
If you really want one, wait for the sale so you can it for its true cost - 0.
Then you can cut it and make it look better.
Being hug by a bag of bones will sure make one cry. ................
KuntFase says:
"Such jealousy and bitterness could only come from a raging dyke."
Or J. Harvey.