Whoah. Don't worry, Valerie Bertinelli hasn't suddenly grown so confident from her Jenny Craig weight loss that she's now sporting tiny, tight, satin-looking mini-dress suits. Nope, it's just Lil' Kim, living up to her moniker of Black Barbie because I'm guessing that by this point, most of her is probably plastic.
Truth be told, I do kind of love her, in all of her ridiculousness. Back before Ray J. was peeing on Kim Kardashian, he collaborated with the Queen Been on a song and I think he was singing about he was going to freak her or something, and all I kept thinking was that she would probably rape him before he even knew what was happening and I thought that was kind of awesome. Also, I have this feeling her wrist brace is part of the outfit.
Anywho, this is the ensemble Kim decided to wear to a Marc Jacobs and Louis Vuitton party in New York. Now, I know it's cold here in Los Angeles, I can't even imagine how freezing it was out there. Sophia Bush looks like she's going to die from hypothermia. I hope it was worth it, ladies.
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16 more photos from the Marc Jacobs and Louis Vuitton documentary premiere and after party featuring Lil' Kim, Marc Jacobs, Jennifer Esposito, Ellen Pompeo, Helena Christensen, Lisa Rinna, Harry Hamlin, Sophia Bush, Anne Hathaway, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Tatum O'Neal, Fabulous and Esai Morales are after the jump.
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spaz says:
so, she's gone from trying to look white to trying to look asian?
and egad...she needs some help in the style department. That suit is enough color. The belt, shoes and bag are TOO MUCH.
blah says:
Why does she look like an Asian drag queen? I heard that song "China doll" in my head when I saw her.
silvarga says:
Hey now, Don't be so hard on her.
For all we know, she just came from an audition for a film role as Margaret Cho's Mom or something...
Nanc' says:
Good GAWD. 'nough said.
riley says:
Does anyone else think she looks like Delta Burke from Designing Women?
bitchetta says:
Lil Kim no more.....it should be 'Tubby Kim'.....and what's with the white face and black hands....is she transforming out of blackness and into Michael Jackson's clone...ha,ha,ha.
BK says:
Think she might be looking for some attention?
Ugh says:
She's a walking Easter egg.
Ugh says:
She's a walking Easter egg.
ppsmith says:
Bless her heart. When did she turn into an Asian woman? And, is the bottom of that jacket supposed to look crooked?
Darryl says:
I think that she is trying to audition to be Michael Jackson when they make a movie about his life.
hottyzwazwe says:
is it only me or is Lil Kim getting fatter and fatter since she's out of jail.
She should be renamed to Big Kim soon.
k says:
jalousie,she is so pretty,when i see fer i will kiss her,the best female rap all the time, woah