There were rumors that Jennifer Lopez was ready to unleash her twins on the world. This has been proven false, unless she doesn't mind giving birth on the floor of the changing room in Scoop boutique on Long Island. She was photographed shopping there on Thursday, and bought six pairs of shoes. Don't pregnant ladies' feet get all swollen? It's probably wishful shoe-buying. She also bought a turquoise bikini. Oh, honey, it will be awhile. You already had an ass, now you have three. It happens. It's a beautiful purposeful moment, just embrace it. She'll probably have all the baby weight sucked out of her via lipo while the kids are coming out. "Just get it over with, I'm here already. These damn kids are not going to be the end of MY career!"
More photos of a pregnant and shopping Jennifer Lopez after the jump.
maureen says:
Good god! How many babies is her nose having??
Violet says:
Well said Harvey, it will take a lot of lipo to lose the amount of lard she has put on.
Kingston says:
OMG! what an ugly hog, i hope her children come out retarded.
Kingston says:
OMG! what an ugly hog, i hope her children come out retarded.
AVA says:
EWWWW! SHE LOOKS SO FAT, DUSGUSTING!!!...CAN WE SAY: "OINK, OINK"
AVA says:
EWWWW! SHE LOOKS SO FAT, DUSGUSTING!!!...CAN WE SAY: "OINK, OINK"
AVA says:
EWWWW! SHE LOOKS SO FAT, DUSGUSTING!!!...CAN WE SAY: "OINK, OINK"
Frida says:
Fat and disgusting?! She's pregnant for god's sake! get a life!
christine says:
you guys are soo mean the one that commeted those mean things how could you.shes a humen just like us just because shes a celeb dosn't mean you can treat her like shes not even alive.and you know what i would look at your self befor u say shes fat.she was having twins people what do u really expect that shes going to be skinnyer than a starving dog
christine says:
you guys are soo mean the ones that commeted those mean things how could you.shes a humen just like us just because shes a celeb dosn't mean you can treat her like shes not even alive.and you know what i would look at your self befor u say shes fat.she was having twins people what do u really expect that shes going to be skinnyer than a starving dog
christine says:
you guys are soo mean the ones that commeted those mean things how could you.shes a humen just like us just because shes a celeb dosn't mean you can treat her like shes not even alive.and you know what i would look at your self befor u say shes fat.she was having twins people what do u really expect that shes going to be skinnyer than a starving dog
christine says:
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