"Hey sweetie, do you think you could manage to cry a little for Daddy? It would really help to sell these pictures. Do you need help? Should I give you a pinch?"
Larry Birkhead's little girl earns her keep by looking cute while he once again offers to spill his guts to the highest bidder. Entertainment Tonight and The Insider will be showing an interview with Larry talking about Dannielynn's first visit to her mother and brother's grave in the Bahamas. According to Larry, the tombstones aren't yet finished because he wasn't happy with the artwork he was given, "A rough draft came back with a sketch of a picture I didn't care for. I could just hear her hitting me over the head saying, 'Why did you let that picture go down!?'"
I like when Larry channels Anna. I wonder if he ever jokingly says, "If she saw me right now, she'd probably smile and say, 'You sonofabitch, I thought I told you to stay away from Dannielynn.' That was just her way of telling me she loved me and wanted me in our baby's life."
Queen Caffeine says:
Ugh. he's gross.
loyal reader says:
no class at all.
Brenda says:
She's a beautiful little girl! Looks just like her mom! It's so sad that she'll never get to know her though.
annie says:
I really thought that you wouldn't use your baby. Money is what appears to be what you need, otherwise you wouldn't sell these photos of your daughter. Dannielynn didn't know her mother, so why are you having photos of her saying "Mama"? Don't you have enough just to have that beautiful little girl? I watched you fight for custody and I was really happy about the outcome. Make her your life and forget about the media. Would you like her to go through the same thing as Anna or Britinany Spears?
annie says:
I really thought that you wouldn't use your baby. Money is what appears to be what you need, otherwise you wouldn't sell these photos of your daughter. Dannielynn didn't know her mother, so why are you having photos of her saying "Mama"? Don't you have enough just to have that beautiful little girl? I watched you fight for custody and I was really happy about the outcome. Make her your life and forget about the media. Would you like her to go through the same thing as Anna or Britinany Spears?
annie says:
I really thought that you wouldn't use your baby. Money is what appears to be what you need, otherwise you wouldn't sell these photos of your daughter. Dannielynn didn't know her mother, so why are you having photos of her saying "Mama"? Don't you have enough just to have that beautiful little girl? I watched you fight for custody and I was really happy about the outcome. Make her your life and forget about the media. Would you like her to go through the same thing as Anna or Britinany Spears?
nohopeforher says:
that poor kid was doomed from the get-go. either anna's crazy mom, howard k. stern or this douche.
Lola says:
I hope he uses some of that money to get that kid an eye exam or glasses. Talk about wonky eyes!!
phredd4 says:
Aww! I can see she looks just like her mommy.
phredd4 says:
Aww! I can see she looks just like her mommy.
gerard Vandenberg says:
LET'S MEET THE ONE AND ONLY WEAZLE IN PERSON!!
"larry buckhead"
FuntKase says:
Annie, it's bad enough you addressed your comment directly to Larry Birkhead but did you have to hit "Post" three times and triple the irritation factor?
Hint: When the green bar thing at the bottom gets to 2 or 3, you can hit your "Back" button then "Refresh" and your comment will be there. Beats waiting 15 freakin' minutes for your comment to post.
jim says:
you people are sick, waddling around your house in long dresses and weigh at 250 lbs. Bag of chips and snot running out of you nose. Dribble on you stained clothes. It happens to be his daughter and he can do anything he wants. You are jealous. GET A JOB.
jim says:
you people are sick, waddling around your house in long dresses and weigh at 250 lbs. Bag of chips and snot running out of you nose. Dribble on you stained clothes. It happens to be his daughter and he can do anything he wants. You are jealous. GET A JOB.
Jack says:
Annie your a pimpmobile
Barrack says:
Annie, You must be a pimp, with the silly comment you made. No education.
Barrack says:
Annie, You must be a pimp, with the silly comment you made. No education.
Ruby says:
I don't think that a few well planned photo shoots a year for cash is being explotive of the child. Mr Birkhead needs to maintain an income and has few marketable skills. His being home with his child and caring for her is better than leaving her in daycare and working.
Dannilynn has an eye condition that she is recieving medical treatment for. I think she looks beautiful.
Considering the way he ended up with this child, he seems to be doing a better job than Anna or her family would have done.
Lola says:
Jim's talking to him/herself.
Zekers says:
...I just figured he was describing his wife/girlfriend.
pam says:
he' not stupid people are currious about what she looks like and how she's doing.. there is nothing wrong with a few public photo shoots and what not.. he's a stay at home dad. hes taking care of her, unlike her mother.. when anna was alive she was left at home with a nanny 24/7.. when anna would feel like or was coherant enough to see her for five mins..that was taking care of her baby? so dont knock larry for getting paid for pictures..he's doing a much better job.. then her mother ever would have.. so when danilynn gets old enough and we see that she is a sensible, responsible adult..not a skank like paris, lindsay then everybody will know that larry did his best
belicoso says:
In reality would it surprise any of us if we learned that Larry had pinched Dannielynn to get a few tears for the cameras? I can't say as it would surprise me. By exploiting nearly every moment of her life, if this continues a pinch will be the last thing she's got to worry about. I hope that Larry is socking this money from the "SUPER EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE!!!" away and not blowing it, because this little girl is going to have some serious therapy bills when she gets older.
Elizabeth L. says:
Dannylynn should play me my life story someday !
Dannylynn has that Lizzie personality and reminds
of me when I was a toddler !
Elizabeth L. says:
Dannylynn should play me my life story someday !
Dannylynn has that Lizzie personality and reminds
of me when I was a toddler !
Elizabeth L. says:
Dannylynn should play me my life story someday !
Dannylynn has that Lizzie personality and reminds
of me when I was a toddler !
Elizabeth L. says:
Dannylynn should play me my life story someday !
Dannylynn has that Lizzie personality and reminds
of me when I was a toddler !
Elizabeth Lapicola says:
Dannylynn should play me my life story someday !
Dannylynn has that Lizzie personality and reminds
of me when I was a toddler !
murphy says:
I strongly doubt that any good psychologists would think it is "healthy" to be teaching a toddler about "Mama" who is dead, nor showing her the grave at this age and telling her "Mama". Birkhead is doing this to make himself look like a "great father". Hell, don't any of you realize he has a nanny who is taking care of that child the majority of the time? And don't some of you realize that he is trying to make a drug-addled former stripper who was promiscuous, and went after a multi-millionaire's fortune, into a sweet "MaMa"? Those who live in FantasyLand are exactly the crowd he is appealing to,to fall for his act. That chick Anna Nicole is the last being who should be made into a normal or decent "Mama". My god, few people who go to such websites have any psychological knowledge or intelligence.
Katy says:
Who cares, I think it wasnt about the highest bidder, i think its because they have followed their story from the beginning and its comfortable for him. They are both beautiful people and he is just trying to give his daughter the best life he ca, under the circumstances. So any of you out there who are being rude about the situation must not have a heart, its either that or you dont know what its liek to be a parent and just want to do the best you can for your lil one.
payday says:
what is finance? :)